An Open Letter To All The Pseudo-Potentates

Underground USA

Now that the election is over—for what that’s worth—(but for the arguing about it all and perhaps some very far-Left disruptions), I believe it’s fair to say that the American people (and I usually hate when a pundit “speaks for” the American people, but I feel I’m safe here) I believe it’s fair to say that we are thoroughly exhausted with all of the unmitigated bullshit the potentate class has been cramming down our throats for the last eight years…non-stop.

I warn you in advance: If you are offended by profanity, well, this podcast segment will not be for you because after all of what this election cycle has put us through, I need to vent, and it’s going to make Dan Bongino’s podcast sound mild. And quite frankly, what I have to say—and how it is being said—is long, long overdue.

This “open letter” is to all of the self-important, elitist, annoying, never-shut-up, activist, ideological, and political potentates—elected and not. It’s time for you all to shut the fuck up and let the American people recover from the onslaught of spin, narrative pushing, disingenuous intellectual manipulation, and outright deceit. Shut up, do your jobs, go about your pathetic, shallow lives, and leave us alone!!

To the media: Your model of opinion journalism and the special interest, partisan editorialization of the news, has failed miserably. That’s why people despise you more than Congress and trust you less than the slimiest shyster lawyers. We’re tired of you elitist, self-important bullshit. We’re exhausted at getting lectured by you and then told when we point out your hypocrisy, that you know better than we how we feel.

How about this? Take your opinion journalism and stuff it so far up your asses that you begin to taste the shit you’ve been dishing out to us for decades? Stick to reporting the facts, but if you simply must masturbate your egos, at least have the courtesy of saving it for an opinion show.

We are tired of the Rachel Maddows, the Lawrence O’Donnells, the Morning Joe’s, and we are nauseated by the entirety of MSNBC and The View. The alphabet news networks have consistently demonstrated that they think the general public is stupid and intellectually malleable in their coverage of anything and everything political and ideological. But they have misread the public. Their credibility is shot. To this reprobate class, you best take a break from your elitist preaching lest you be replaced—once and for all—by alternative media.

Shut…the fuck…up, report the damn facts, and leave it at that.

To the political and elected classes: Do the fucking jobs you were elected and appointed to do and give the partisan, “me, me, me” bullshit a rest. We’re tired of it. We’re tired of government—at every level— needing to make every fucking thing you do an act that benefits your political parties instead of those you were elected to serve. This goes for everyone on both sides of the aisle. Enough!

We’re exhausted from the power trips. We’re tired of the narrative manipulation. We have come to hate the press secretary and spin doctor classes. And we are through with the behind-the-scenes, Deep State jagoffs that defend the grift; from the slimiest offices of K Street to the dimmest offices on Capitol Hill. That goes for the Mark Elias', the David Axelrod’s, the Mark Plouffe’s, the inside-the-beltway PACs and orgs, law firms, and lobbyists, and the entirety of the bottom-feeder Washingtonian white wine set.

And don’t even think about making election campaigning a full-time, 24/7/365 thing like you’ve been doing the last couple of decades. Stop begging for contributions from the people. You get rich off the K Street corporate assholes you carve up the government to serve, so get it from them. Fuck off!

Oh, and lower our fucking taxes or, better yet, scrap the income tax system altogether and restructure everything to glean revenue from our strength—consumerism. Use the thirteen brain cells you all share and start making it easier for the people to attain the American dream, and take your special interest projects and jam them up your asses! Leave us…the fuck…alone and just do the bare minimum so you don’t screw things up any more than you already have. It’s almost unfixable now, thanks to you reprobate assholes!

And to the incessantly whiny activist and community-organizing Karen class: Just shut the fuck up!! Shut up! We are done with you believing you can bully us into doing what you want. We don’t care how “passionate” you are about your “cause” or how entitled you feel about getting your way. Leave us…the fuck…alone. Live your life the way you want to, and stop thinking that we have to care about how you feel. We don’t! And we won’t!

We have put up with enough of your self-important, selfish, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing bullshit to last seven lifetimes over. Fuck you and fuck your feelings. We don’t care if you’re offended, too bad! Grow a thicker skin or crawl away to some bullshit “safe space” and cry yourselves to sleep. You’re a loud minority that has overstayed your time in the spotlight. We…don’t…care. Shut up and leave us, our kids, our schools, our libraries, our civic centers; leave…us…the fuck…alone, you imbecilic, egotistical megalomaniacs. Just shut up and mind your own fucking business.

And this especially goes for the celebrity class…the most useless gaggle of pretenders and hypocrites our country has to offer. Take your egos and neediness, your emotional fragility, and your spoiled rotten attitudes and vanish! If you said you were going to leave the United States if Trump won, well, fucking leave! Get out! Don’t let the locked door hit you in the ass on your way out. Nobody cares about your far-Left, neo-Marxist, pandering, self-serving opinions. Robert DeNiro, go fuck yourself. And that goes for Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Kathy Griffin, Mark Hamill, and the rest of the caustic, useless, elitist, anal sphincters that call themselves entertainers.

We are tired of being called White supremacists and Nazis, tired of being called racists, sexists, and garbage, exhausted at the idea that we must conform to your homogenized, milquetoast, overly delicate sensibilities to keep you from being offended, and we are fucking done with having to conform to your neo-Marxist, globalist world view, and that goes for all of you—from the whiniest Karen to Klaus Schwab, Oprah ‘Maui Compound' Winfrey to Mark Fuckerberg, Bill ‘The Vaccine Jagoff' Gates to Mark ‘The Tiny-Dick Misogynist' Cuban, Joy Behar to Joy Reid. Fuck off —fuck…off—and leave us alone.

We—all of us—want to be left alone, at least for four fucking years. Leave us be. Let us enjoy our lives without having to be inundated with your bullshit, if only for a short while.

We know you’re too weak to stop, intellectually incapable of not falling back into the habits of your self-importance and narcissism, but we just need a fucking break, just so we can catch our breaths.

Make no mistake; the constant eye of scrutiny and oversight will be watching you. You won’t get away with anything. The days of sneaking around behind our backs with your cronies to fleece us and steal our rights and wherewithal are over! You will be surveilled by a people seething with irritation at your self-absorbed neediness, just waiting to pounce, to intellectually and socially disembowel you. And can you blame us? You have been abusing us—abusing your status—for decades. Did you really think we wouldn’t hit a wall?

In closing, dear self-important, elitist, annoying, never-shut-up, activist, ideological and political potentates, fuck your fake appeal for tolerance. Stuff your disingenuous plea for dialoguing up your asses to the point you choke on it. And leave us the fuck alone!!

Now, let’s all be united…Doesn’t that sound just too stupid? Now you know how you all sounded for the last four fucking years.

Shut up and go away!

Then, when we come back, our segment on America’s Third Watch, broadcast nationally from our flagship station WGUL AM930 & FM93.7 in Tampa, Florida.

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