TTB258: Birthday Burrito Battery

The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs episode 258 for Monday, August 12, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Covered Cherry from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/Ory0p
  • Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Raspberry and White Chocolate from Drekker. https://untp.beer/VNKY4
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tell you to calm down.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a proud sponsor of the Liechtenstein Olympic Team. It’s the only sponsorship that fit in its budget.
  • A Maryland man was arrested for stealing cars and setting fire to a Domino’s using a container of feces. And they said their pizza couldn’t get any worse… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13711883/Maryland-man-59-arrested-setting-fire-Dominos-using-container-FECES-string-auto-thefts.html
  • Florida Woman® bought her husband McDonald’s and Taco Bell for his birthday, then threw a soft shell taco at his face. We’re unsure of why The Smoking Gun doesn’t know the difference between a taco and a burrito. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/mexican-missile-bust-609834
  • Florida Man® got drunk, violating his probation, then called the cops for a ride home. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article290295314.html
  • Kum & Go is changing its name, probably in hopes people will stop jerking off in its stores. https://www.thedrive.com/news/kum-go-will-change-names
  • Behavioral scientists believe that feminists are always angry because they don’t have a man to tell them to calm down. They may be on to something. https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down

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