A Toothbrush As a Sex Toy, Fentanyl-Packed Rectum, & High-School Toe-Lickers

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

When is a toothbrush a sex toy? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about a man who tried to find out & it didn't end well. Drug pushers tend to push their evidence into various bodily cavities but one perp needed to removed the evidence while in the back of a police car. High school pep rallies try creative ways to excite the kids but there's one high school that may have had a bit too much excitement. All this stupidity will provide you with enough excitement for one weekend...

• A Man Tries to Steal a Self-Driving Car;
• (Visualize THIS)...Mom 'Drenched' In Her Own Breast Milk After Delta Airlines Allegedly Refused to Let Her on with Breast Pump;
• Florida woman sentenced to probation after pulling live alligator from her pants during traffic stop;
• Looking For Good Luck? 37% Would Let a Bird Poop on Them;
• A Radio Show's On-Air Leap Day Proposal Didn't Go as Planned;
• The Relationship Is Most Likely Over When...She Poisons The Boyfriend's Tea With a Bleach Tablet;
• Model Gets Boobs So Big She Can No Longer 'Clap Her Hands Together';
• A Metal Singer Was Secretly Dosing His Bandmate with Estrogen So He Could Steal His Girl;
• A Burglar Got Arrested While Sitting on the Toilet;
• A Man Named "Deez-Nuts" Got Arrested for Battery;
• Woman Stabs Boyfriend's Penis With Scissors After Learning How Many Lovers He's Had;
• A Woman Drove Around with a Rattlesnake in Her Car for 2 Weeks;
• A Man Was Caught Dunking His Head in a Pickle Jar;
• Mom Was Uninvited to Wedding So The Family Hired A Man to Crash It;
• California May Ban...Decaf Coffee;
• A Guy Stole the Pants Off an Armored Truck Driver;
• Man at a Vegas Resort Was Stung by a Scorpion...in His Sleep...on His Junk;
• A Flight Was Delayed...When a Passenger Threw Coins Into the Engine.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Should I keep my dating app active even after getting a boyfriend?" & “Help! – My Drunken Husband Blurts Out Who His Favorite Child Is!"

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