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If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude! Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates and story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane! (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) https://www.amazon.com/Great-Big-Stupid-World ...
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High schoolers have been suspended for a variety of things from academics to pranks. What about eating corn chips? People have tried many ways to get money out of people. One woman tried using a dead guy. Love will make you do a lot of stupid things, like fly half-way across the country to meet someone who never shows up. And there's plenty more of…
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S5E63 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you think you've seen all there is to the different ways to reveal the gender of an upcoming birth, get ready for a pile-drive. The skies just got friendlier for Barkley & all his canine friends. The front doors of homes may become the place for target practice. This is the place where you can get enough stupidit…
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It's been 86 years, & Mattel has finally decided that humanity has digressed to the point that we need to dumb-down Scrabble. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tries to de-complicate a story about a "Ménage à Trois"...with DOLLS...and the woman who is in love with both--including a doll that is a "zombie". And you'll get to meet "Walter", who is…
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S5E61 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Nothing makes a plane ride fun than when a dog craps in the aisle. If you got a "nudge" by an FBI agent, get ready to go to jail. Hell hath no fury like an angry woman...naked & swinging an ax. Nothing can compare to some of this stupidity... KY Man Didn't Want to Pay Child Support...So He Tried Faking His Own Death…
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Did you know your personality can be summed up by the way you wrap your burrito? STD-infected zombie cicadas are coming out of the ground & they're horny! A Chipotle employee found out that guac can get him shot by an irate customer.... A Man Claims a Hotel's Staff Used His Toothbrush to Clean the Bathroom; Dan Orlovsky Goes Viral for Another Unfor…
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S5E59 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - More disastrous tales of toilet woes from 35,000 ft. An Aussie woman was incensed that the remodelers installing toilets in her house violated their "virginity". Park Rangers are warning guests about the dangers of cute little animals who want to steal your food & give you the plague. And there's more stupidity awai…
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Now you can find online gift registries for your friends who are going through a DIVORCE. Did you know God was Republican & has sanctioned the Bible to Donald Trump? If you think the music licensing companies are ruthless when it comes to cracking down on copyrights, you haven't seen what happens when the sex toy industry tries to protect their "de…
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Forget Botox treatments for your bust...My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants you to think LOWER. If you hear about a naked woman setting fires to a church & a police car, you're probably in Florida. A new beauty hack that will have your teens asking for broccoli. And you'll be asking for more stupidity after you hear this week's show... 12-y/o…
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S5E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A police department in CA has found a "creative" way to post photos of perps who commit non-violent crimes. A couple pays their gym to work out in the buff. Illegal migrants are using squatters' rights to steal homes from rightful owners. Ain't Uh-murika great? More stupidity like this ahead for your mid-week... GA …
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Many of us are surprised as what some of our neighbors are doing, but not quite like what THIS neighbor was doing. Supermarkets can be a great place to find romance but when the stock in the fruits & vegetables is finding romance with the produce, you may want to find a new supermarket. PETA has a new (?) SPUDdering (??) "idea" to replace Easter Eg…
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S5E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It's one thing to go into your local Kroger & ask for sliced bologna & receive sliced salami. But what if you're going under the knife to slice out your gall bladder & come out with your manhood sliced off? If you're all decked out in your Easter best for Sunday, you need to smell like Easter Peeps. A woman is aimin…
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When is a toothbrush a sex toy? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about a man who tried to find out & it didn't end well. Drug pushers tend to push their evidence into various bodily cavities but one perp needed to removed the evidence while in the back of a police car. High school pep rallies try creative ways to excite the kids bu…
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S5E52 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Wendy's had a dynamic disaster when they released news they were launching "surge pricing". Does "size matter"? Nope. But circumference does. Sword fighting in school is all fun & games when the teacher brings in a samurai until someone's arm almost gets severed... It's all fun & stupidity here with this collection …
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Now you can have the sexy, almond-like nipples like the famous soccer star! A baby is named for her grandparents but I doubt she'll ever use it in public. It was redneck heaven with hundreds of FL Men competing for the top honor. It is stupidity on octane this week... A Guy Offered a Lifetime Subscription to His Wife's OnlyFans Page for 2 Concert T…
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S5E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - You should always respect your parents or they'll knock some sense into your head...just like one mom who was called a "Booger Face" by her son. So, she whacked him so hard it shattered his glasses & cut his face. Now she's just a "Booger". You should always tip your delivery boy when he drops off your food or he ma…
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I don't think Methodists practice what this one pastor does, in spite of the name. I don't think maggots should be raining down on economy passengers on an airline, & I don't think squirmy worms should be feasting inside your sinus cavity. But this is real stupidity here, folks... Nursing Home Residents Got Valentine's Day Cards...from a Funeral Ho…
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S5E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Most of the stories in this Midweek Bonus Episode are straight from the crapper...or are going straight TO the crapper... New Rule: Mt. Everest Climbers Must Collect Their Own Poop During the Journey; 40-y/o CA Woman Falls 25 Feet Inside Old Septic Tank; We Observed National Poop Day...46% of People Will Only Poop A…
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If you saw a naked man running along a highway, there's a pretty good chance you're in Florida. If you if a woman who's been sleeping with the corpse of her dead husband...for 4 years...it's probably happening in Russia. And if you are trapped in a crowded, enclosed space with a pooping Chihuahua, you're probably on a plane flight. And if you're he…
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S5E46 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Uber drivers see a LOT of stupidity, but this driver had to clean up after one stupid passenger "finished" pleasuring himself. Kids are having to figure out which bathroom to use, but in CT the high school boys also have to figure out what is going into their bathrooms. One high school boy has figured out how to mak…
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Would you feel threatened if a naked woman came at you with a potato peeler? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants to know would you order from a Pizza Hut that had to close for the day due to "unforeseen CIRCUMCISIONS"? Would you cuddle with a pig a $15 for a half-hour? Would you listen to a podcast about stupidity? Too late.... Nancy Pelosi i…
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S5E44 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Would you date a girl with the world's longest arm hair? It might depend on WHERE it is. A lawmaker thinks bringing back DUELS is a good idea for politicians. There's a growing popularity in feet...but just make sure your foot is has proper symmetry because not just any ol' foot will do. But you'll have some well-ro…
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Another TikTok trend is sweeping the nation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will fill you in on a new delicacy that will be worth picking your teeth over. How bad is crime? The Amish are having their horse & buggies stolen. A convenience store chain has found a way to attract new customers by installing a disco ball in their bathrooms. It's an…
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S5E42 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you're a guy who sports an impressive pair of hooters, you may not live long. An unfortunate airline passenger literally got the crappiest seat on the plane. People are now buying a cocaine-looking powder on Amazon to snort to get their caffeine high. You'll do some snorting yourself when you hear what's in store…
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If you think farmers have a hard time making ends meet because of the economy, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will advise you that putting your farm girls in a bikini to milk cows will be UTTER-ly profitable! If you think you've heard of some bad baby names, none are so bad that a judge had to BAN it. Sportscasters will have to pronounce this…
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S5E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you suffer from allergies, just electrocute your nostrils. If you have a "beloved" teacher at a Christian school, you might want to make sure she's not secretly trying to poison her husband. If you have to have your urine checked for drugs, you probably don't want your aunt's dog taking your drug test. If you hav…
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One would expect to find a crack "between the cheeks" (if you get my drift), but one FL man had a different kind of "crack". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says there's love in the air...ducts...at a FL prison. It's one thing to endure a screaming baby on an airline flight, but it's a whole different thing to endure when a passenger "creams t…
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S5E38 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - When Disney World messes with your trash can mascot, it can really mess with your emotions. When you reheat your Taco Bell in a microwave in its original wrapper, it can blow up. When you jump naked into a Bass Pro Shops aquarium, you're just stupid. And when you listen to this week's Bonus Episode, you'll understan…
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When the police are led on a chase by a pig, what would you call it? When a toilet at Dunkin blows up with a man sitting on it, does he get glazed chocolate doo-doo? When an ex-con's girlfriend suggests he get ED medication, she gets shellacked with a silicone schlong. And when you have a long holiday season, you get a boatload of stupidity... (How…
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S5E36 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - There's a new spider that's been discovered to haunt your nightmares. There's a new cause of greenhouse gasses & it will take your breath away. And there's a new gimmick to stop aging in teenagers. And there's nothing new under the sun when it comes to pure stupidity... AL Man ‘High on Mushrooms’ Arrested in FL With…
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I'll bet your Christmas bonus was better than what woman received. I'll bet your "Elf On A Shelf" wasn't found where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says that one pranking veterinarian put him. I'll bet you weren't plagued by hungry beavers. I'll bet you'll find the first episode of the new year full of stupidity... Spirit Airlines put unaccom…
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Airlines provide bags to barf in if passengers get sick, but what does an airline do if a drunk passenger barfs all over YOUR bags? If it's American Airlines... NOTHING. Thankfully the passenger wasn't drunk on Dorito's-infused BOOZE. But would YOU get drunk on it? It may not make you barf, but having a bowl of hot, steamy, "penis & testicle" soup …
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S5E33 - Midweek BONUS Episode! - Are those prairie dogs in your underwear or are you just happy to see me? The customs agents in Thailand were not happy. Just about anything can trigger a fight in a McDonald's & not getting a Pokemon card in your Happy Meal can make one man really UN-happy. A 19-y/o UK man is perfectly happy living as if it were th…
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Parking is at a premium in Pittsburgh--especially when there's a Steeler's Game in town. And one couple was making the most of it by hawking parking spots in a lot they didn't own. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a substitute teacher in a Middle School who was arrested because he was ACTING like a Middle School boy by MOONING his stud…
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S5E31 Midweek BONUS Episode! - It was the worst kind of crime: A Sausage Assault! A waste of a perfect link. An Ohio man gets to enjoy prison food without potato chips all because he shot a guy over not sharing potato chips. One of life's biggest mysteries solved: Do you have the aesthetically "perfect" symmetrical fanny? Now science has statistica…
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What people are now doing to their faces is shocking--literally. A drive-by shooting targets Santa. And a smoking "smart" toilet explodes...but not because of a bad burrito from the man sitting on it. After listening to all this stupidity, you'll feel pretty smart... Wawa Customer Knocks Man Out Because He Refused to Pay For Her Wine; Serial shrubb…
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S5E29 Midweek BONUS Episode! - Disneyland visitors really got to the a "small" world on a ride where a man stripped down to his birthday suit. Students at a school found out their sex ed teacher has a side-hustle. An attorney gets de-barred after depositing a Pringle's can of poop that he threw out his car window. There's plenty of stupidity that's…
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You should expect on a podcast featuring stupidity that there will be one story of an exploding turkey fryer for Thanksgiving. And you would be correct if you did. Some college kids did not expect to get the backdoor trots after snapping up a $1 burrito bargain right before Thanksgiving break. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" talks about a woman…
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What's worse than "snakes on a plane"? How 'bout a horse on the loose? When mommy needs to breastfeed baby, she often does it in an isolated room or with some "covering". One mom whipped it out while riding on a Disney ride & the ride's automatic camera caught the WHOLE thing. What's worse than taking a dump in the middle of the road? Dropping your…
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S5E26 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - When stupidity gets out of hand, a mandatory "public health concern" will need to go into place. When wiping yourself gets out of hand, it's time to ration the toilet paper. When the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" gets out of hand with his CO-STAR in his dressing room, the paparazzi goes berserk. It's when things go bers…
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It's a special occasion when a community comes together to remember a moment in its history. An Oregon town does just that except this historic event was for an exploding sperm whale. Adult film actors have a high risk job...especially if you're a man that's acting with a python. If you think lawyers make a lot of money, you haven't met the former …
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S5E24 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - One Texas man had a condiment on his Wendy's cheeseburger that was illegal in Illinois...well, it would be illegal anywhere else, too. The Tik-Tok sages are telling your to put toilet paper in your fridge. A Florida man, who coaches a soccer team, wasn't using his head when he disagreed with a ref. Well, he WAS usin…
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Every state has some sort of gimmick to bring in tourists. South Carolina thinks they can attract visitors who love mayonnaise. One GrubHub delivery boy thought he was delivering a Chick-Fil-A shake, but his customer did a taste test...and it WASN'T. A Baptist pastor & local mayor of a small GA town thought no one would know his secret life as the …
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S5E22 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - What do you say to a guy who wants you to come see his "world's longest zucchini? What do you do with your sauce packets that was dropped in your Halloween treat bucket? What is a man in a banana suit doing with his "banana" that got him arrested? So many stupid questions...so many stupid answers. And they're all in…
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Not having that many people over for your Thanksgiving Dinner this year? Order pizza! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is being urged to be a correspondent for the 1st Annual Florida Man Games in St. Augustine next year. What will be taking place? And will he actually attend? "Pancho" has also found that a piece of Napoleon Bonaparte is worth a…
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S5E20 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - What happens when you have an entitled 23-y/o who doesn't get what he wants in flight school? $120k in damages to your planes. What happens when you go on a date with a chick you meet on Bumble? $140 in fried pickles. What do you get when you advertise for a hooker for your miniature horse? Jail time. And there's mo…
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There's plenty of examples where Halloween decorations prompt neighbors to complain over gory depictions, but what about decorations that are too sexy for your neighborhood? There's plenty of car thieves who get caught but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has one car thief who was hung out to dry on a forklift! And there's plenty of junior foot…
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S5E18 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - The French are always mocked for quickly surrendering but one nun decided to change that perception with a protesting environmentalist at a new church construction. The mother of Elon Musk's children thinks the only person in the White House who can unite the nation is Taylor Swift. A Canadian fugitive is caught up …
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The Gen Z crowd has made a remarkable discovery! They've discovered walking without a cell phone or listening to music or podcasts... Boomers are amazed---at the STUPIDITY. If you need to improve your libido, just tune in to AM radio. Bigfoot sightings have become even more stupid where now Sasquatch can't even "take a squat" in private without pap…
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S5E16 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Pennsylvania is in the top 10 most haunted states in the USA & one family has video to prove it. A woman who has a pet goldfish needs a block of gold to pay for having one in her complex. An airline was grounded when the crew found what they thought was a bomb...well, it was...more like a stink-bomb. And there are m…
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He's "Halloween's 'Paddington Bear'"...Meet "Lewis, the 8-ft. tall jack-o-lantern ghoul that's selling out at a Target near you...and he's all the rage in selfie pics, too! How can you have an intimate relationship with someone for 20 years & not see that person's face? If you're a ghost who's having sex with a woman. If you see a wandering monkey …
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