It's time for the final wonderful chapters of The Maid And The Crocodile, and we're hoping that we get a little bit more of this beautiful world somewhere down the line. Thanks for listening! If you'd like to support the show, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron or just follow us for updates! The song is Akadiole by S…

Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the ones where the crew finally takes their leave of the island, but not before a weird demonstration by the G5 who insist on the Strawhats being their enemies despite the fact that they were all partying together a second ago. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you…

Thank you so much to Jeff for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we finally meet Terrance, and he turns out to be...a unique individual. Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you all again soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV If you'd like to support the show…

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we get a sneak peek at Dameon and Praximar's plan, and then an old backstabber turns up to bring Scorio a message. I'm very interested in how nobody seems to be noticing Naomi. Hmmm. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a ne…

Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the ones where our friends finally manage to escape the lab before Monet manages to push a button that will blow the whole island...except she doesn't press it and it was all just a dream. Meanwhile, Doflamingo is getting agitated and apparently now Aokiji is on his way? Thank…

Thank you very much to Jeff for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where COmmander Quinn and Ethan team up to dispose of a body in a way that is a little bit...problematic...and then Ethan declares that he'd rather deal with men anyway and almost gets himself killed. Bless his heart. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and…

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Scorio and Naomi attack Dameon, Jova & Co. and don't manage to succeed. Not only that, but the convo with Jova doesn't go the way I expected. At all. Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord!…

If you'd like to support the show, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron or just follow us for updates! This illustration of Sanjeet and Tarisai is by Oksana Bulkevych and you can check out more art on their website here! https://www.behance.net/bulkevo38b4 These chapters are the ones in which the Crocodile confesses to…

Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These episodes are the ones in which Luffy finally takes out Cesar, but not in the way that Law intended, and not in a way that actually does any real damage to Doflamingo's plans unfortunately. Meanwhile, Baby 5 and Buffalo are swooping in and run into Frankie en route, and Vergo gets …

Thank you very much to Jeff for commissioning this episode! I'm so sad for Ethan in these episodes because he got mixed up in something through no fault of his own and then ends up getting tortured for seven hours while the person who set him up is just like "WHOOPSIE MY BAD!" and I like you Elli but c'mon! Anyway. Thanks for listening! Wanna talk …

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we find out that not all of Scorio's allies are gone, and in fact I think there are another pair out there again even though they may be a little...different than we remember. I'm extremely anxious about that. But first! Another dose of revenge. Thank you a…

Thank you very much to Sofia for commissioning this episode! Y'all this shit is WEIRD AF. Thanks for listening! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV If you'd like to support the show, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron or just follow us for updates!…

Thank you so much to Sofia for commissioning this episode! As this book comes to a close I'm feeling a little let down overall because it kind of felt like things never really took off the way I'm used to them doing in these books. I explain where I'm coming from and point out some of the places where there's repetition that slows everything down. …

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where Scorio manages to get to the Fiery Shoals via the escape method that I had considered a few episodes ago, and tracks down a member of Manticore that he's got some real beef with, but not the MOST beef with. I'm delighted to see how quickly we're progressing on o…

Thank you very much to Erika for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Ivan gets kidnapped, but only for a second. Miles manages to spot this happening and goes on a wonderful rant about how nobody takes him seriously once he figures out that the reason they targeted Ivan is because SOMEONE assumes that non-mutant has to …

Thank you very much to Renate for commissioning this episode! This episode the one where our guy is pretty much just tortured the entire time, before getting himself out of it and then killing everyone involved. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discor…

Thank you very much to dan for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters in which Scorio begins to go mad locked underground for a long LONG time, and then he manages to do something absolutely wild that will make him pretty fucking terrifying when he meets up with his old enemies. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see yo…

Thank you very much to Erika for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where Ivan reads Miles for filth, and as far as I recall that's the main event. Thank you all so much for listening! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV If you'd like to support the show, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoile…

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where the fucking Manticores do the fucking thing. I am disgusted. Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV If you'd like to support the show, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron or just follow us for updates!…

Thank you very much to Florian for commissioning this episode! These episodes are the ones in which we finally get to see the little kid that turned into a dragon, because it turns out that the dragon we saw earlier wasn't the one. Also, we get some backstory on how Cesar convinced these kids that he was a decent guy. Thanks so much to you all for …

Thank you very much to Renate for commissioning this episode! This is the episode where Kovacs goes to a party that folks in the chat describe as "what the Capitol parties in The Hunger Games should have been more like" and i could not agree more. Also, our guy gets gripped up and I don't know what is happening. Thank you so much to you all for lis…

This artwork of Tarisai and Sanjeet is by Oksana Bulkevych, and you can see more of her work here! https://www.behance.net/bulkevo38b4 These chapters of The Maid And The Crocodile are the ones in which Sade begins to grow from small to...well, not large, but at least more average-sized. She is still not really suspecting the thing that RoShawn and …

This illustration of Varys is by Sir-Heartsalot and you can see it here! https://www.deviantart.com/sir-heartsalot/art/Varys-the-Spider-79754683 So my friends, we are at the end. This episode deserved better sound quality than it got, but truthfully I'm relieved I have something to post at all because there were so many issues with this recording t…

If you'd like to support the show, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron or just follow us for updates! This beautiful artwork of Tarisai making a deal with the Underworld is by Oksana Bulkevych and you can see their website here! https://www.behance.net/bulkevo38b4 These chapters of The Maid And The Crocodile are the o…

Thank you very much to Vicky for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Yenaro tries to pull another hilarious "prank" on Miles and Ivan, but he doesn't have the knowledge or understanding of the chemicals that he's working with to realize how deadly they are. This leads to many things unraveling, but still not a lot of an…

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Scorio and Naomi push themselves to their very limits in order to rid their bodies of coal mana. Meanwhile, Jova is on a power trip, and an ancient artifact is finally uncovered. Thanks for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna tal…

Thank you very much to Florian for commissioning this episode! In these episodes, we get to finally see what Monet can do and she's dope as hell. Also, Doflamingo is hanging out by a pool with a lot of hot women like he's in Miami Vice, and it's hilarious. Thanks to you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna ta…

If you'd like to support the show, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron or just follow us for updates! These chapters are the ones in which Small Sade finds out that we are indeed dealing with The Crocodile, and she understandably freaks out a bit. Also, she is made to do the sin-eating of a new client, and it's absolu…

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! In these chapters we meet most of Manticore at their camp, and nobody is really acting the way that I wanted them to. I'm feeling a bit of a way about Manticore at this point, just super suspicious of everyone and everything, and I can't seem to shake it. Thanks so much to you all for liste…

Thank you very much to Jen for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters in which Miles figures out that there's a huge pool of women who could potentially be involved in the theft of the Great Key, and we learn a little more about the odd way in which marriage works in Cetaganda. Meanwhile, Ivan is getting invited to a LOT of "garden part…

Thank you very much to Florian for commissioning this episode! In these episodes we're still in the midst of this great arc, in which our friends are trying to rescue the children and get Cesar Clown. Now we're heading for the one exit in Building R, but Cesar knows and is sending the gas Land Of The Dead their way! Thanks so much for listening, an…

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Ravenna, one of Scorio's old classmates who lost so badly to Jova, tries to seduce him only to confess that she's been put up to it. Scorio takes off for the ruins where he runs into Nox and finds out something really surprising about the Fiends. Meanwhile,…

Thank you very much to Brett for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Miles loses his head completely in the face of an obscenely beautiful woman and I am PRAYING that he gets his shit together because....my guy. Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Di…

Thank you so much to Florian for commissioning this episode! These are the ones where a little girl begins to see lizards and toads where people should be, Trafalgar Law reveals that his chains aren't made from Sea Prism Stone at all, and our friends outside catch a ride on a mischievous dragon. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will s…

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Scorio seems to think everything is going really really well, and then Jova shows up to tell him to stop believing his own hype. This is closely followed by a team fight with Dameon of Manticore, in which Scorio's damaged heart becomes an object of great…

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If you'd like to support the show, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron or just follow us for updates! This UK version of the cover art for The Maid And The Crocodile is by @micaelaalcainodesign and you can see their instagram here! https://www.instagram.com/micaelaalcainodesign/ These chapters are the ones in which Sm…

Thank you very much to Sofia for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Miles goes to a sort of pre-funeral and sees that the person who barged into his ship and stuffed the rod into his hand has, apparently, killed itself. He's also pretty convinced that Yenaro is indeed the one that set him up. I am still not sure if I a…

Thank you very much to Bernadette for commissioning this episode! In these 3 eps, we have the culmination of everything that Caesar Clown has been setting up with this poinson gas, and turns out it's basically an infomercial. Meanwhile, Brownbeard is still alive, and Vergo is someone important to the Marines but I don't remember him! Thanks so much…

Thank you very much to Dan for comissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we get an interlude with Praximar's POV (!) and we also get brought all the way back to Bastion in an instant like it's nothing. Our friends are struggling to understand how things are going to work now that the White Queen is leaving, and Manticore is giggl…

Thank you very much to Jeff for commissioning this episode! These chapters we begin a new advanture with Miles, in which he's on a fairly boring and routine visit to Cetaganda for a funeral when he and Ivan are interrupted by a strange man with a stranger object. Later on, someone tries to sear his legs off. Thanks to you all for listening, and I w…

Thank you very much to Bernadette for commissioning this episode! These are the ones where Luffy, despite multiple failed attempts on Caesar Clown's part, is finally overcome with toxic gas. Meanwhile, Sanji is swimming to get the Samurai's head, and Law is wandering down a corridor when he runs into an old friend. Thanks so much to you all for lis…

Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Scorio's journey is cut short, but not by his untimely death as he eventually expects. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV If you'd like to…

Welcome, listeners! It's time for maybe the very first live-read of the series? I can't remember. But I wanted to do it, we had the time, and I went ahead with it. But only AFTER discussing Tyrion and Barristan's chapters! This incredible artwork of Quentyn Martell, called 'Death By Fire' is by Eric Velhagen and you can see it here! https://www.red…

This lovely illustration of Sade and The Crocodile is by @kaitlyn.illustration and you can see it here! https://www.instagram.com/p/C9aFTj9gDrx/?hl=en&img_index=1 These chapters are the ones in which Sade is hired at Mamadele's inn, but Mamadele is only willing to hire Sade if she can accomplish a few minor miracles. In the meantime, Sade gets to k…

Thank you very much to Florian for commissioning this episode! These were some really fun episodes, where I'm trying to figure out what the deal is with Trafalgar Law, Caesar Clown does weird wild stuff as usual, Nami gets kidnapped by a yeti, and Luffy makes a new alliance. I'm having a good time with this arc! Thanks so much to you all for listen…

Thank you very much to Jeff for commissioning this episode! It's time for the final chapter in The Vor Game, and it's got a lot of wrapping up to do so it's a long one. Miles is confronted with some enemies that don't get along with one another too well, and after all is said and done one of them gets away...with honors. Meanwhile, Gregor is assert…