Ep 14 - BOOK 23 - SAY GOOD-BYE

Sweet Valley Highnesses

It's time for Book 23, “Say Good-bye” where before Todd leaves Sweet Valley forever, he tries on some Sister Wives bullshit. Jasmine is ecstatic! But Liz is sad, and deals with it by acting like a crazed early 2000’s N*Sync fan slash one of the letter-writing obsessed characters from The Notebook before rebounding hard with an inappropriately older man in the tech industry. Over in the B plot, Jess is working at a dating service agency in order to pay back her parents for going nuts on their store account at Lisette’s. She deals with her office boredom by using the second computer to exist in Sweet Valley to try to turn Steven into a cub for cougars but the real story is that Jess has the hots for her brothers washboard abs and we want to hang out with her badass 27-year-old boss, Mary Ann. In this episode you will learn the following highly nonessential information: the shape of the notebook Jess uses at work, what a “hometown honey” is, and the definition of the word “regatta” so that you may attend any fancy sailing event with ease as if you totally belong there. Have you ever set your sibling up with someone super rich so that you could tangentially benefit from their wealth? Hit us up and let us know. And if you haven’t, make it up to us by rating, subscribing and leaving us a *glowing* review on Apple Podcasts. xo! FOLLOW US on IG: www.instagram.com/svhighpodcast TWITTER: https://twitter.com/SVHighPodcast EMAIL: [e-mail] www.SweetValleyPodcast.com Buy tickets to see Producer Candace perform at Splash House in JUNE in Palm Springs HERE: https://www.splashhouse.com/tickets/