INTS: Check My Cervix Once, Shame on You. Check My Cervix Twice, Shame on Me.

It's Not That Serious

Welcome to It’s Not That Serious Hilarious Short Stories!
This week, I want to share the story of when my doctor unexpectedly checked my cervix.
Two things to keep in mind - when anyone, doctors included, poke around my private parts, I like to bring integrity to the situation. Everyone and everything, nice and clean and polite. I had spent the day waddling around sweating in maternity jeans, that did not breathe, thank you very much and I panicked at what was likely the situation down there.
Now, I know some of you are thinking, “Say Anna, doctors and nurses are professionals - they don’t care about stuff like that.”
Friend, have you ever asked one?
I made the mistake of asking my followers and the maternity nurses were like, “We notice if your situation ain’t right down there. Oh, Lord do we notice.”
Second, not everyone feels pain deep into their soul upon having their cervix checked. I am not one of these people. I still recall this as being one of the worst pains I’ve ever felt, that probably because I got an epidural. But still.
Alright, without further adieu here it is ...