Idiots on Parade, Episode 531: Right Wing SCOTUS

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

This week, the Idiots open with a quick look at all the horrible rulings the Supreme Court has handed down recently.

What can be done about them?

Nothing.

Maybe a quick trip in a time machine back to 2016, when people “just didn’t like” Hillary Clinton, so they didn’t vote for her, and thus Trump packed the court with a-holes.

Good job, purist voters!

Also: remember that lawsuit against the tobacco industry in 1999? Well, one of the final stages of that settlement is finally being implemented, 25 years later: Signage, saying, “Smoking is bad."

Well done, government! You really hit a home run with that one.

Moving on: Marsha Blackburn is a horrible person, which would be fine if she wasn’t also a Senator. Thanks for that, Tennessee. She’s so dumb that she just got her butt handed to her on Twitter, causing her to delete an embarrassing Tweet that she thought was a “gotcha” moment.

Continuing: in what should be a Hallmark movie of the week, January 6th defendant Brian Mock, representing himself in a trail, put his son AJ on the stand to testify.

The twist?

His son AJ is the person who turned him in to the FBI.

What was the point of the testimony?

Quite possibly to find out whether or not his son was gay.

In other news: Deputy Scot Peterson was acquitted of felony child neglect charges, which were brought against him after he froze up during the Parkland shooting and did nothing to help the kids who were being hunted.

Finally: According to one member of the LGBTQ community, Marvel isn’t gay enough, and according to an extremely unattractive conservative man-boy who probably lives in his mother’s basement and will die a virgin, trans people are ugly.

See his comment here: https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1674263058250702849?s=20

Idiots on Parade: We mock the news, so you don’t have to.

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