FMK: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry

Hott Minute

Before we begin: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry

Ashley and Jamie turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons. Do you think Tony the Tiger would be great in the sack? Can Tommy LaSorda show you his frozen delights? Would you let the Sun Maid Raisin girl keep the bonnet on? These questions, and so many more, are answered in great detail like only Hott Minute could do.

This episode of Hott Minute is culled from a previous Twitch Livestream. As such, it is more visually oriented than usual and highly recommended that you follow along with the gallery below.

Harlots

Drizly

Honig

Scoot McNairy

Tony the Tiger

Flo from Progressive

FMK: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo-Berry

Dean Winters

Zues, as Goose

Tommy Lasorda

Sally Struthers

Burger King

Green M&M

Fanta Girls

Mac Tonight

Sun Maid Raisin Girl

Mr. Peanut

Mr. Peanut (Young)

PB Crisps

Kohler Androids

Milana Vayntrub: AT&T Girl

Kool-Aid Man

Toucan Sam

Spuds Mackenzie

Spuds with Ron Reagan

Smokey the Bear

Smokey the Bear

Geico Gecko

Dennis Halsbert

Red Baron

Red Baroness

David Leisure

Budweiser frogs

Snap, Crackle, Pop

The Dell Guy

Little Caesar

Breadsticks

Theme song by Mike Shepherd

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Tower Defense
The Prudish Few

Artwork by Elizabeth Williams
BG Music by Upright T-Rex Music