I get it, we're technically late. Don't blame us, we're not getting paid—yet: ball's in your court, Denny's. We discuss the Large Dry Bird Holiday that passed, the Throwing Out So Much Paper Holiday to come, dating each other again, and the end of something wonderful (a TV show).Av B-Minus Parents

America: a masturbation country with a patriotic problem. This week, we present a trip report that desperately needs Febreze, a bunch of people that got horny at the worst possible time, and the life and death of the most congenitally stupid media company the world never knew.Av B-Minus Parents

You know what? No, you can't make me describe this episode. You need me to hold your hand through this? Waaaah, I need a description of the episode because I'm a big giant baby that can't handle the unknown! Well screw you, I'm not telling you that we talk about a racist local merchant, sports, and the diva to end all divas: Peppa Joanne Pig.…