(Shitty audio - sorry!) Drugged up Bridge players, reading diaries, traveling to Lisbon! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Therapy at work, Amber Alerts, and online dating! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Melissa's passport, Australian slang, naming a cockroach after your ex! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

20 places to visit, Self-surgery in Antarctica, Snow Day! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Big announcements,the dangers and joys of riding a motorcycle, and Melissa gets caught speeding! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

The Gillette ad, the 5 best toys of all time, and The Sex Show! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

An apology to Vito, agreeing with Shawn, and rude piano playing! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Babies in pubs, things we never learned in school, and tricking your kids! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

"Thinking good thoughts" on the last show of 2018! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Christmas traditions, nuts, smells, dragons and our 1st Australian Anniversary! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Ghosts, 50% off, and Abcde - poor kid!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Bridezilla, "technoference", forgotten niceties, baby names, and Christmassy countries!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Our 1st Anniversary, Christmas, poetic justice, and a way to prevent hangovers!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Raising daughters, chasing Likes, and being aware of/for women!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Humans as an endangered species, friendliest countries in the world, and wanting to be alone!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Part 1 and 2 - Melissa test drives a Tesla!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Shawn gets in trouble (again!), Halloween, 10 question to ask!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Fetish vs paraphilia, "I'll hurt you in your sleep", and teenaged trick or treaters!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

An anniversary, a $100,000 engagement ring and Shawn is too fat for Greek donkeys...--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Banksy, naked mom photos, and old, bad TV shows!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

21st birthdays, school uniforms, and aboriginal culture!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Arguing with friends, smiling, and dirty hands!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Erroneous zones, Canadian marijuana users, and Rory says hi!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

We're moving to Australia!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

The good old days, "self-discovery", and do rich people change diapers?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

20 best selling albums, mass Tinder dating, and Australian Slang!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Paying rent, handwritten notes, and toxic men--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Today - Henry Cavill, punching Nazis, and dealing with a 12 year old!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Today - "Poo-Pourri", words for travelers, and banning children!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Today's topics - buffalo mozzarella, "parental leave" for non-parents, should a woman take her husband's name after marriage?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Meeting exes, Bezo's billions, and "triple digit sightseeing"!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Hating on Curious George, Melissa wants to "see other people", and anger management...--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Obituaries, a 17-year-old buying lingerie, and a $15,000 bridesmaid gown!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Hairstylists, crossing the border, "Leaving Ceremonies", and Happy Canada Day!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Today - Melissa in the nude, tolerance, and Freddie Wilson!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Today's episode - kissing, Warren Buffett, Ryan Reynolds, Father's Day and travel tips in Lisbon!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Yard work, "Happy Wife", and more bad advice!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Bird out of the nest, small town living and more (awful) advice from us!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

The Royal wedding, birthday spankings, and vacationing in Lisbon!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Mother's Day, finding $10,000, and Analog vs Digital clocks!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Snoring on a plane, cross-dressing, and broadening your horizons through travel!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Today we talk about just what kind of an idiot Shawn is, the best dog breeds, and getting "unvaccinated"!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Today we talk about marathon masturbation, expensive handbags, and the best places to travel!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Today we talk about being black at Starbucks, who can watch you give birth, and should I bring my kid to a tavern?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Today we talk organ donation, dishwashing duties and the dumb things men do!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Easter, wolf whistles, buying friends, and things you shouldn't do when traveling!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

Welcome to the second episode of "Don't Listen to Us!" with Shawn and Melissa King. Email us at dltu@yml.me - we'd love to hear from you!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support

This is the first beta of a new podcast from Shawn and Melissa. It's the baby of Trash Talk. Email us thoughts, opinions, critiques, questions, etc to dltu@yml.me--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dltu/support