Will and Matt's mission, if they choose to accept it, is to discuss the twists and turns of what started a long lived Tom Cruise franchise that also starred that dude who took a prop monkey from the set of Anaconda. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE dir. Brian De Palma starring: Tom Cruise; Jon Voight; Emmanuelle Beart…

What's more 90s than an action movie from director Albert Pyun? Um, how about a movie starring Andrew Dice Clay and Teri Hatcher? Let Will and Matt whisk you away to a timeless "Ore-GONnah!" DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BRAIN SMASHER... A LOVE STORY dir. Albert Pyun starring: Andrew Dice Clay; Teri Hatcher; Yuji Okumoto…

Though it was missed on the first round of 90s films, Will and Matt turn back time to tackle a film that needs no introduction, T2: Judgment Day, the movie that offers the very best of the 90s, arcades, biker bars, liquid metal... robots... DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY dir. James Cameron starring: Arnold Schwarzene…

This ain't your Steve Austin "Stone Cold"... this is even better! American football star Brian Bosworth stars as a suspended cop who goes undercover to infiltrate a Mississippi white supremacist biker gang, led by... LANCE HENRIKSEN! From director Craig R. Baxley (I Come In Peace, Sniper 2, and a myriad of miniseries.) DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoi…

Who doesn't want to spend a night at the museum? Probably a cop, rich socialites, a stoner security guard, two kids, nor Linda Hunt... especially when some crazy monster is loose that they keep just feeding. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THE RELIC dir. Peter Hyams starring: Tom Sizemore; Penelope Ann Miller; Linda Hunt…

Sam Raimi (Evil Dead) puts on his cowboy boots and duster to head to the old west in this campy, comic book style western with an all star cast of gunslinging stars! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THE QUICK AND THE DEAD dir. Sam Raimi starring: Sharon Stone; Gene Hackman; Russell Crowe; Leonardo DiCaprio; Tobin Bell; Keith David; Lance Henriks…

When you saw 48 Hrs. in 1982, did you think to yourself "what I need more of, is definitely this!"? Well, someone sure did! In 1990, director Walter Hill (The Warriors, 48 Hrs.) returned to his chair to definitely not just remake his original 48 Hrs., and call it Another 48 Hrs.! It's like watching Nolte and Murphy create a whole new song with the …

Balding rat tails, massive appetites, space cops, and alien babies... these are the end days... true signs that the Culmator is among us. The fate of the world lay in the hands of a space cop... and I'm sure that will make the whole thing just fine. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! ABRAXAS, GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE dir. Damian Lee starring: Jess…

Will and Matt tackle a one of a kind "action" film starring Anthony Wong as a traffic cop obsessed with action films. Think Pink Panther but with with an action plot. Corrupt cops, street smarts, and botched robberies. All in a day's work! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! COP IMAGE dir. Herman Yau starring: Anthony Wong; Linda Wong; Andy Hui…

Though it may have two titles (Grand Slam and Dead Trouble), only one of those titles is apt for the extremely short lived series (and it isn't Grand Slam). Comedian Paul Rodriguez teams up with one of the Duke boys to... kind of do bounty hunter stuff? If you thought Boba Fett was cool... you have no idea until you see these guys in action. DISCLA…

This needs NO introduction. It is by FAR the best of Steven Seagal's films. Why? Because of Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey - it was most definitely not because of the guy that once pooped himself in a fight. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! UNDER SIEGE dir. Andrew Davis starring: Steven Seagal; Tommy Lee Jones; Gary Busey…

Detective Sean Thompson is back and this time he is unfortunately played by a lackluster Jeff Wincott. Billy Drago appears as a maybe or maybe not villain. But hey! At least it underuses the talented Cynthia Rothrock, has waterboarding via booze, and an adult karate class! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! MARTIAL LAW II: UNDERCOVER dir. Kurt And…

Will and Matt are here to give Burt Reynolds a HARD TIME! Burt Reynolds takes on twice the work for this mystery as the world's best 'stache also takes a seat in the director's chair! Windows will break, graffiti will spray, and cops will... watch women undress from their windows? Odd take, but it tracks. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! HARD TI…

"In space, no one can hear you scream... still... again..." Will and Matt take an escape pod to the far reaches of David Fincher's cinematic beginnings with Alien 3. Prison planets, Lt. Ripley, oxen and lice, could we ask for more? DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! ALIEN 3 dir. David Fincher starring: Sigourney Weaver; Charles Dance; Charles S. D…

After avoiding it for nearly 25 years, Matt finally gives in to see the disaster that is Hollywood's own Godzilla! Will and Matt discuss whether or not a cast of Simpsons voice actors and Ferris Bueller can survive an attack from a giant parkour French lizard! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! GODZILLA dir. Roland Emmerich starring: Matthew Brode…

Will and Matt shouldn't have to sell you on this film... Billy Blanks? Murderous action film equivalent to snuff? MORTAL KOMBAT's Sub-Zero hanging out drunk with a monkey? From Lucas Lowe (the director of AMERICAN SHAOLIN - the action film about pantsing vengeance), comes the answer to life's most important question, "who is the king of the kickbox…

Will and Matt are ready to discuss a classic of 90's action, starring the classiest of 90's action stars, Cynthia Rothrock! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! CHINA O'BRIEN dir. Robert Clouse starring: Cynthia Rothrock; Richard Norton; Doug WrightAv Will Milosky and Matt Williams

Will and Matt screen a down under cult film classic about a bouncer getting out of the game, and discuss whether or not this oft sought film was "forgotten", "lost", or "purposely misplaced". It's time for... Black Neon!! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BLACK NEON dir. James Richards starring: Edward John Stazak; James Richards; Kristof Kaczmar…

Take a step into the Pyun'iverse again, as Will and Matt watch what it would be like for Albert Pyun (Nemesis) to make his very own James Bond. Lance Henriksen stars as an American accented spy on her majesty's secret service... but let's focus on his Olympiad gymnast daughter instead... Also starring Tim Thomerson and Tim Thomerson's hair! DISCLAI…

Will and Matt have followed a map into uncharted waters... (look, to be fair, imdb for some reason said it was an action movie, and we didn't vet the list)... Listen as they discuss... muppets, treasures, and islands? And more importantly what makes a movie not an action film. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND dir. Brian Hen…

Will and Matt highly recommend watching Rapid Fire before tuning in. One of the few films that is solid throughout. Brandon Lee AND Powers Boothe?! Will and Matt discuss twists, nude drawings, and fragile masculinity. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! RAPID FIRE dir. Dwight H. Little starring: Brandon Lee; Powers Boothe; Nick Mancuso…

"Get the inside scoop on the Inside Edge!" Will and Matt discuss the strange hybrid of Inside Edge, a mumblecore-esque action film, a film that disproves philosophical theories, a film that stars Michael Madsen... tune in to a world double crosses, bad cops, and worse scripts! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! INSIDE EDGE dir. Warren Clarke; Will…

The Will and Matt 90's action film randomizer has skipped the second and third installments of the 3 Ninjas franchise (for now) - and brought us to the final chapter of their journey, High Noon at Mega Mountain! And this film has pulled out all the stops... Hulk Hogan, Jim Varney, a toupee, and a 90's hacker... buy your ticket and stay for the... a…

Andy Sidaris pulls no punches, no high kicks, and no twists and turns as he returns us all to Savage Beach! Listen as Will and Matt deep dive off the coast and into a world of amazon models, pizza delivery, and the co-creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as Harry the Cat. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! L.E.T.H.A.L. LADIES: RETURN TO SAVAGE …

How do you follow up the original Predator? How can you make a movie that is JUST as good? The answer - you can't. Watch as Danny Glover tries his best to be a loose cannon, Bill Paxton researches his future role in True Lies, and Gary Busey just acts like we'd imagine Gary Busey to act in any situation concerning an alien. Join Will and Matt as th…

The year? 1997. The place? Hong Kong. The title? Hong Kong '97. Robert Patrick (Terminator's T-1000) plays an assassin who is confused when people want to kill him. Ming-Na Wen (Mandalorian's Fennec Shand) is confused about when they should leave the country. Brion James (Blade Runner's Leon) is confused about what British people sound like and wha…

Every now and again, Will and Matt discuss films that have a wide appeal, and the debut film that made Guy Ritchie an international name, is no exception. Camera rigs, expensive haircuts, antique guns... Sting... This film has it all! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS dir. Guy Ritchie starring: Jason Flemyng; J…

It's about time! The fifth installment of the Death Wish franchise sees our hero on his logical next step after cleaning up the streets, some other streets, the nursing home streets... now it's time for him to clean up... the catwalk? Why not? Featuring amazing performances from Michael Parks (Kill Bill, Red State), Saul Rubinek (Warehouse 13, Unfo…

Indiana Jones as a cop unknowingly taking in an IRA member who is seeking missiles from Treat Williams? I mean, that just screams "Will and Matt should watch that... so I don't have to." And they did!! Get ready for forced cliches, dropped plotlines, and stealing rubbers! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! THE DEVIL'S OWN dir. Alan J. Pakula starri…

Most people may not remember the Lambert and Van Peebles led movie that co-starred Denis Leary and Sir Patrick Stewart... and there's a reason... Will and Matt however, are not two of the many fortunate ones. Enjoy as they discuss the forgotten Butch Cassidy style film that makes no sense. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! GUNMEN dir. Deran Sarafi…

What more could Will and Matt want out of a "Christmas" movie? Dolph Lundgren, aliens, the confusing world of magnets! And if we've been really good this year, we'll get space drugs! Grip it and rip it! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! DARK ANGEL (I COME IN PEACE) dir. Craig R. Baxley starring: Dolph Lundgren; Brian Benben; Betsy Brantley…

Will and Matt will always welcome any entry into the Pyun'iverse! And this is no exception. Welcome to the world of Crimeland, where nicknames make no sense, accents are less than ideal, and Rob Lowe is a crackhead. It's most definitely a film that only Pyun could make, and only Will and Matt could review!* DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! CRAZY…

The first of Christian Sidaris' two attempts at continuing his father's legacy (before Andy took them back), Will and Matt tackle Enemy Gold! Listen as Will talks about chickens, Matt invents a new voice, and both share their shower frequency - which pales in comparison to any actor in this film! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! ENEMY GOLD dir. …

Join us on the seas of grand adventure and espionage as Will and Matt dive into The Hunt for Red October!! Matt's talked about that translation scene enough as is, so this was inevitable. Topics include: Russian Sean Connery, espionage thriller does not equal action, and getting inside the minds of January 6th insurrectionists (because we talk abou…

Will and Matt test their friendship by forcing each other to watch Alienator! What more could you want from an alien invasion? Backwoods tropes? Check. A body building cyborg alien thing? CHECK! Ed Wood inspired cinematography? By accident? Check! Plus Will and Matt discuss Cephlon-7! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! ALIENATOR dir. Fred Olen Ray…

We may never know the answer to "what's cooler than being cool", but we do know it isn't this "not an action movie", Cool As Ice. The worst part is? Vanilla Ice (TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze) is honestly not even the worst thing about it. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! COOL AS ICE dir. David Kellogg starring: Vanilla Ice; Kristin Minter; Michae…

Boldly going to the future to see the film that even the fans are like "nope!" Highlander 2: The Quickening has everything you could possibly love... a Scottish Spaniard Alien, hoverboards, hooking up in the street when one is aroused by electrical currents... I'm sorry what? Did you say you wanted a runaway train? Have no fear. DISCLAIMER: Languag…

Action legend Cynthia Rothrock proves that she is in fact undefeatable against all odds: a serial killer with kung fu kicks, a 90's greaser gang from West Side Story, forced education, and MORE! (Meanwhile, Will and Matt visit the toy shop!) *This film does contain a TW* DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! UNDEFEATABLE dir. Godfrey Ho starring: Cyn…

Sometimes the third in a series has nothing to teach us... but Beverly Hills Cop 3 might be the exception: guns with microwaves and fax machines, world famous directors not knowing how lines work, and how you can still land a job as a trash human! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BEVERLY HILLS COP 3 dir. John Landis starring: Eddie Murphy; Judge…

We're venturing back to action with a few of our favorite things about action: Andy Sidaris, remote control vehicles, weird radio station workplace situations. Join us as we discuss Fit To Kill! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! FIT TO KILL dir. Andy Sidaris starring: Dona Speir; Roberta Vasquez; Julie Strain…

Buffy The Vampire Slayer may have immortal legends such as Swanson, Perry, Hauer, Sutherland, and Reubens, but is it possible for a vampire film to just suck? Listen as Will and Matt sink their teeth into floating vampires, angry bikers spreading rumors, and high school basketball. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER dir. F…

Having trouble tracking down the paranormal noir comedy Thou Shalt Not Swear? No worries... Will and Matt are here to discuss the whole thing: Pavlov's dog, black market surgery, and plant men! Bonus Introduction includes a verse for an unreleased platinum hit! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! THOU SHALT NOT SWEAR dir. Wellson Chin starring: Chi…

What do Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner), Mimi Rogers (Bosch), and Joan Chen (Twin Peaks) have in common? They were all in this straight to TV action scifi film turned road trip movie with antics... Wedlock. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!! WEDLOCK dir. Lewis Teague starring: Rutger Hauer; Mimi Rogers; Joan Chen…

New year, new you... this year Will and Matt vow to agree that some "Seagals" should not be allowed to soar... as made evident from On Deadly Ground! Steven Seagal is a double threat as he isn't just not able to act in front of the camera, but in his directorial debut, he proves he's good at not being able to do other things as well! (Also inexplic…

What do James Bond, Passenger 57, Shang Tsung, and Mr. White have in common? They all starred in this 1993 [not] action film, based on the novel from Jurassic Park author, Michael Crichton. With that many people involved... it couldn't be boring... could it? DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! RISING SUN dir. Philip Kaufman starring: Sean Connery; W…

Sometimes you just shouldn't let a Seagal soar. Will and Matt discuss the confusing "buddy-cop" action comedy starring one of the Wayans Brothers, Steven Seagal, and Brian Cox doing accents all in an attempt to muddle Stephen Tobolowsky's five minute masterclass of acting. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! (and Seagal) GLIMMER MAN dir. John Gray s…

Two cool dudes talking about cool stuff have reached the peak of cool... Pierce Brosnan driving through volcanoes! Join Will and Matt as they discuss public panic, Linda Hamilton, and the Brosnan Plateau! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers!!! DANTE'S PEAK dir. Roger Donaldson starring: Pierce Brosnan; Linda Hamilton; Charles Hallahan…

Does anyone get more excited to watch a Gary Daniels action movie than Will & Matt? Nope! Canada, costumes, and martial arts walk tall in this episode on the 1996 classic Hawk's Vengeance about a man above the law, introducing a highly underrated character villain archetype that deserved its own sequel. DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! HAWK'S VEN…

In 1997, the world was wild... written by one of the six writers that brought us White Chicks (Keenan Ivory Wayans), and starring The Jon Voight (Anaconda), comes Most Wanted! Dog food bombs, brand new accents, and doctors without motivations! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoilers! MOST WANTED dir. David Hogan starring: Keenan Ivory Wayans; Jon Voight;…

Before the huge Marvel Cinematic Universe took over our movie houses, there was another universe that took over our TV-sets... the Pyun-iverse! Where the budgets are low and all are welcome! Tune in as Will and Matt discuss the 1997 Pyun masterpiece, Mean Guns, starring rapper Ice-T and Highlander Christopher Lambert! DISCLAIMER: Language and Spoil…