He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and unfortunately someone who wouldn't know great comedy if it bit her on her lovely backside. Together they use the podcast as their own form of stress relief along with squad members Jumanji, Nemo (comedian Mike Cotayo), and the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, as well as ...
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Send us a text Swan and the Beaveman hang with Fort Wayne Indiana comedian Steven the Sitcom Ortiz for a laid back conversation about comedy, life, and getting ugly in four years. Steven the Sitcom Ortiz is a full time comedian who has performed comedy throughout the country. He is a full time cast member on Coffee with the Dog on MinddogTV, and an…
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Send us a text JD is back to hang with Beaveman and Swan. It's a typical chill conversation with the Dark Lord of Brown-town ranging from the holidays, comedy, and a new movie pick. They also introduce a new segment of the show known as, "Swan's Manic Minute." Slaptail Squad Shout outs @jamesrivercomedy @alextherockplotkowski @richardmathis952 @the…
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The origins of Beaveman's horniness
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Send us a text Beaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV? Join us for our typical, idiotic conversation. Check out the show links for our upcoming shows and all thin…
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Send us a text The Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help and she just says, "where did you have it last?" Yup, its just like that. Figure it our your…
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2 Rocks a Day: A Veterans Tale
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Send us a text The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunat…
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When you just want to podcast but your only option is a cupcake
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Send us a text It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did…
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Send us a text The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try? Slaptail Nation picks and shows https://www.dormousetheatre.com/shows Headliner Nove…
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Send us a text Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accide…
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We don't discuss politics on this show
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Send us a text We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us. What is most important to us, honestly, i…
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The Swan's Descent into Anger
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Send us a text On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible. The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of le…
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Slaptail, just a little gray
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Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beaveman https://www.dormousetheatre.com/ Support the showAv The Slaptail Squad
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Send us a text Spookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medicine, science, engineering and tech, not art. It's an short, fun episode. Slaptail Nation h…
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Season 6: Guess who's back and where did the Beaveman come from?
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Send us a text It's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6! I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be. On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Beaveman reveals the truth about the entity that occupies the organic material that is currently occ…
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Swooshie pants episode: The Ghost Sheriff of Friant Road-A Monster's Lair Joint
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Send us a text On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. You get it, you have listened to us before. The new season is about to begin, so set back and…
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The Slaptail Squad's Monster's Lair bonus content: Le Nain Rouge
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Send us a text It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read up on this one because the squad continues to do what they do best, make idiotic comments an…
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What's my superpower? Last episode of season 5
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Send us a text It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? Do you have one? You have to listen to Ronz and GiGi. Both, bullshit. Ronz's is bullshit be…
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Send us a text Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you think about pushing Nemo over? The Beaveman does, but we know he is completely normal. You…
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Talking dry butts with James River
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Send us a text The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals. Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts. JD sleeps with his windows open, GiGi has a dog story she never tells, and James has a question about butts. Have to listen to get the full concept. Thank you to ou…
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Parts, pics, and sex party planning
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Send us a text This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's startling revelation. You can just imagine that the Beaveman will definitely continue to write …
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Send us a text Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode. The Beaveman wants to talk about the squad's go-to for maiming, family annihilators, and dreams about burying people in the backyard. Appare…
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Send us a text If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefer to eat? How about the rest of the squad? Join us for our weekly ridiculous conversation. …
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Send us a text Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store. Once again we get to hear about what a wonderful drive Mike is. What is this, accident number 20. Pretty sure he is missing out on comedy…
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Send us a text It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron. Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just another pointless conversation about sex or lack there of, Misophonia, and what ever other ridiculous flight of ideas zip across the disturbed b…
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Pitching the Shart-Tank series
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Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and think of your own product pitches for this show. Also, if you know of any disturbing garde…
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Scrolling through social media
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Send us a text Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI? Clearly the Beaveman has the most wholesome feed of all. Come hang out for your weekly chat. Thank you all for joining us. We …
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