Happy Clocky Thing. I've been away because I haven't felt motivated to do anything. Then Jim Ladd died. Stay Tuned.Av Kris Roley

Since Incelus Maximus, SUPER GENIUS has pretty much ruined that place that used to be full of birds, I was looking for other places to toot, teet, twat, whatever. Then I asked myself why...Av Kris Roley

An idea I came up with years ago to get rid of the abject terror I've had every fall. You all go for Pumpkin Spice Latte, I go for the anti-anxiety meds.Av Kris Roley

How much stuff should be on my to-do list? I mean, if I had one.Av Kris Roley

Labor Day always felt like a time to reset, and so it is this time.Av Kris Roley

In praise of the bad guys. RIP Windham Rotunda.Av Kris Roley

Getting In Trump's Ear.Av Kris Roley

Hustle Game, Melting Brain.Av Kris Roley

Yay. More Reality TV. Great. #strike #sag #aftra #wga #streaming #realitytvAv Kris Roley

Short bit of poddlement this week, where your intrepid host goes begging for Threads.Av Kris Roley

It's Time to not be nice, So That Happened, Stupid People are Stupid, and started with the Crazy, now we're here. #podcast #elon #espn #france #rosannebarr #andreamitchell #marshablackburn Links: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/thousands-users-report-problems-accessing-twitter-met-rate-limit-excee-rcna92188 https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/30/media…

Man On An Island, So That Happened, Stupid People are Stupid, and I don't want to hear about the tip. #podcast #wfh #biden #boebert #gop #russia #kendrakingsbury #kentchristmas #mileswalker #cagematch #zuckerberg #muskAv Kris Roley

MONOLOGUE: Back on my Bullshit, and removing the Citrus. SO THAT HAPPENED: 1 https://apnews.com/article/amazon-outage-aws-cloud-services-be93bc744e4e69d04055683830a409c3 (AP) Amazon’s cloud computing unit Amazon Web Services experienced an outage on Tuesday, affecting publishers that suddenly found themselves unable to operate their sites. The comp…

I am not a person who knows how to rest. My brain is constantly nagging at me that I should be doing something, and then when I get to bed, it nags at me about the stuff I didn't get to. Still, even with the past couple of weeks I've had to look after the wife and kids, I've worked the full-time job after she came home and worked out how to start t…

Al's drone went a little wonky, Cletus' Glock will solve everything, and another edition of The Kids Are Alright VB School Board Edition.Av Kris Roley

Back after a little time off in which I explain that poison should always remain the name of a 90's hair band and nothing you should accidentally do to yourself. Also, a dear family member left us recently, I take a minute to sing her praises. Finally, a little more about losing my way and trying to find my mojo again. If you need to know this kind…

Today on the train wreck, you fit HOW many people in a Fiero? Also, The Kids are alright, DTF, and why I would never survive New York City. LINKS: Millennials NOT getting more conservative with age https://dailycaller.com/2022/12/30/millennials-conservative-age-analysis Kevin McCarthy is elected House speaker after 15 votes and days of negotiations…

Last Episode of 2022. No actual structure to this one really, just a stream of...something.Av Kris Roley

TOPICS: World Cup: Proving once again that the USMNT can’t do jack diddly point shit. So That Happened Twitter Files Alex Jones has to back away from Ye Gov. Sourpuss has to save a little face re: Disney A Requiem For The Living (Toxic Families) Remember to like, share, review, slice, dice, chop, julienne, fold, splinter, mutilate, and head on over…

Today on the train wreck: Creative Update The Grand Old Performance So That Happened... From the Wayback Machine: Roley's Black Friday Misadventure. Head on over to krisroley.com for more of my flavor of crazy, and if you’re so inclined you can support that crazy on Patreon, link is at the website. LINKS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/kev…

Jason David Frank 2022 Midterms World Cup 2022 LINKS: Goranger Kikaida Raideen Robocon AnimalympicsAv Kris Roley

Topics: Housecleaning Notes Can we stop paying attention to the horserace now? Angertainment A message for the low-info human. Connect with Roley on Twitter (for now) TikTok @krisroley Follow me as I figure out Mastodon @krisroley@mastodon.lol Finally, our home on the series of tubes, krisroley.comAv Kris Roley

Today on the abomination, Ditch Turtle Mitch gives up on the Senate, Florida is super special in So That Happened, Why is Andrew Yang in Stupid Pols Are Stupid, another edition of That One Teacher, and more. LINKS: SO THAT HAPPENED: https://www.npr.org/2022/08/18/1118114568/florida-court-teen-abortion-immature-parental-consent https://www.heraldtri…

Today on the trainwreck, if you thought doxxing the FBI Agents is a new thing, have I got news for you. Things that happened, Stupid Pols are Stupid, and more assorted crap. LINKS: Stonekettle: Loose Lips Sink Ships The Zib's Misadventures In Spaaaaaace! Donors Choose: Mr. Myers, Columbia SC, Bean Bag Chairs. Connect with Roley on Twitter and TikTo…

After a minor rant about social media platforms and blog platforms, I tell y'all about one of the more unique places I've ever been. Links: Tangier Island Connect with Roley @krisroley on most social media. Like ya do.Av Kris Roley

Many of you have responded to these episodes by asking if I'd tell y'all HOW TO FLIPPING FIND THE SHOW because I'm horrible at that. So, I start by doing that, and get totally derailed by Al and Bubba (as usual). You're welcome, Let us never speak of this again. Buh Bye Boris, mind the gap. How did CrimCrim the Chin-cel boy get radicalized? The sam…

A bit about coming out of the hole I've been in, Roe, and J6. All the fuckery, all at once.Av Kris Roley

Had a lot of feedback about my Invisible Sky Buddy talk on the last episode, and a lot of folks wanted me to expand. I'll be happy to.Av Kris Roley

Every few years I have to do this show again because we're insane. Stop it. Stop it now. #podcast #uvalde #guns #2a #butmuhfreedom #stopitAv Kris Roley

I've dropped all my subscriptions for podcasting and YouTube, and there's practically nothing out there that holds my interest.Av Kris Roley

In which Roley thinks one of his problems is spreading himself too thin. How about we do one thing well and not worry about the rest of it so much? Video version is here: https://youtu.be/g8dx3nko1yMAv Kris Roley

We all have our toys. Some of us buy guitars, or computers, or other shiny things. Some of us buy giant blue weiners to shoot into space. Some of us buy social media networks and troll the entire internet. Chill, people. Video version is here: https://youtu.be/-HyteeDXmsAAv Kris Roley

In which Roley follows up on this video from last week or so. I got a response that hit me differently, and it was much appreciated. Video version is here: https://youtu.be/1eeQNzzwivEAv Kris Roley

The Clown Car got shut out, returning to the office, News of The Harms Race, Rev JJ returns to the program after a long absence, and Death Taxes Florida. LINKS: Biden Return to Office: https://news.yahoo.com/biden-urges-return-to-office-214733870.html?guccounter=1 LinkedIn Prudential Manager’s Survey: https://www.linkedin.com/news/story/wfh-is-stre…

War Sells, Roley reads the Podcasting Gurus, Death-Taxes-Florida, The Russian UN Delegates Keeps It 100, School Board Clown Cars, and Uncle Pat. Links: iHeart Media’s Conal Byrne: The entire Internet will be a podcast. https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbestechcouncil/2022/03/01/four-podcast-predictions-for-2022/?sh=4cf69dd84088 Death Taxes Florida Do…

Starting off with a Creative Update, then OH LOOK, RUSSIANS, and Roley hates remakes, unless he likes them. Music (by Epidemic Sound) Spell, by Roof Thriving Seas, bu Blood Red Sun Contact me on the socials using @krisroley, and the website, krisroley.comAv Kris Roley

Let's start at the bottom line. Your humble pinball is not in the best of places just now. It's time to recognize this and do something about it. But...what?Av Kris Roley

For the 2nd episode of 2022, Roley talks about being pretty much out of F's. He's been recently united with the one thing that keeps him from chaos. Podcasts have been boring lately. Tucker's Fetish https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2022/01/22/tucker-carlson-widely-mocked-after-criticizing-less-sexy-mms/?sh=6e7528bb2b62 Carhartt Boycott ht…

Welcome to 2022, y'all. This year, the Roley Podcast will be dedicated to being a podcast version of what I write for Medium. I've decided to focus on writing this year, and I'm writing an article a day. So, this will be a weekly recap of those articles. This podcast covers January 1st through the 7th: Welcome to my 2022 Challenge How I'm Focusing …

Last season was about me exorcising some personal demons. Now we get back to something raw for a while. Some of you will not like this, and that's OK. Welcome back to the show.Av Kris Roley

Hey, freaks. Wanted to tell you about a new podcast starting on 9/6/2021 called The Mid-Life Creative. It's a podcast for those of us who have set a new course after half a life at a career that didn't fulfill our need to Be. The first season is an adaptation of the Podcast Guide I created a few weeks ago, and all 21 chapters will drop on 9/6. Befo…

The story behind This Pirate. The origin of the character. What has happened in the last 12 weeks Where we go from here.Av Kris Roley

The simple fact of the matter is we're all pirates deep downAv Kris Roley

From a very early age, we are gently coaxed into being part of a system, and it's a system of success based on criteria written in a time long gone and irrelevant to the world we live in today.Av Kris Roley

This pirate would like to talk to you for a moment about mental health. I've been noticing a lot of people reclaiming parts of their lives in the preservation of their mental health, and I'd like to tell you...I think that's fantastic.Av Kris Roley

This pirate thinks there are two kinds of people in this world. I've done extensive research on this.Av Kris Roley

Our reality is what we construct it to be. We build it. Whether it's concrete and steel, or salt and spray and wood and sailsAv Kris Roley

Content is king, but it's the kind that wants to burn us all, and this pirate would love to know if there's a Kingslayer handy.Av Kris Roley

It's a tricky business, cutting people, but sometimes it has to be done.Av Kris Roley

This pirate is a midday pirate who's good after breakfast and wanes after dinner, and this pirate is here to tell you that this is a perfectly acceptable way to live your life.Av Kris Roley