episode 14! welcome back or welcome in general. first things first this week we have a message for all of our listeners, all lives can’t matter until black lives matter, and every individual can and should do their part to educate themselves and work to enact change! on a separate and less important note, your lispy co-hosts went swimming and now n…

episode 13, long time no see! we have three riveting weeks to catch up on with even more weird quarantine dms to read. let our lispy voices we know you missed guide you through awkward encounters at guys apartments (navy blue sheets, he belongs to the streets), attempting to normalize relationship age gaps, and boys crying after kissing Claire. dis…

it's episode 12, week (redacted), and after a short hiatus were back again and making up for lost time. in this spiritual episode we talk about our first times drinking (hi, UV blue), dating during quarantine, and improvements Renee needs to be making in her life. last but not least we have some incredibly disturbing ‘would you rather’ questions we…

it’s week 11. we’re still in quarantine, and we’re still finding ways to be stupid. in this episode we have some of the most psychotic phone hacks we’ve ever heard, an enormous list of code red dealbreakers, and our thoughts on blocking someone/being blocked. rate us, review us, recommend us to your mechanic, we don’t care as long as you’re listeni…

it’s week 10 babies (week 3 quarantine yeah yeah yeah) and we are honestly as shocked as you are we had enough content to make a whole episode. don’t get it twisted, we think this week is our loudest (yes, loudest) week ever. prepare to embark on a journey of making your family uncomfortable, sexually harassing zoom calls, psychopathic men in the 3…

it's week 9 baby and we are back from our quarantine hiatus and as mediocre as ever. listen to us fumble discussing the art of speaking too soon, how to (attempt to) stay entertained while there is literally nothing to do, and why you all need to be checking on your friends. bonus content that nobody asked for includes: hard takes on our viewer mai…

week 8 of the podcast, week 1 of our quarantine. ever ran way from home? us too. ever forgot *allegedly* meeting someone? us too. ever clogged your boyfriends parents toilet? we'll get to that. your favorite moderately literate co-hosts are bringing you a quarantined episode featuring toilet paper substitutes and, you guessed it, more men who play …

blackout number 7 is proudly brought to you by two generous 7s. as promised, we will tell you all about the dates we did (or did not) go on this past week and why we can run but we can’t hide from men named after our parents. also, dear listeners, you’ve been sending in questions and yes, we will be answering all of them. give us a rating, write a …

our 6th consecutive blackout has us swiping right. this week your girls downloaded a dating app for (sort of) the first time and we're exposing everyone, ourselves included. figure out why your profile is cringing us out, how to blow someone up while still looking emotionally stable, and why the robot is the most effective way to attract the opposi…

it's episode number 5 and we're bringing 75 different types of awkward to the blackout. we've got catfish, leashes, middle school break ups, and texts guys should stop sending us if they don't want to be exposed. like the episode, subscribe, leave a comment, leave a review...we don't care as long as you're listening!…

it's week 4 and we're talking fraternity war stories, yes, war stories. listen to your favorite lispy voices read embarrassing texts, avoid catching feelings, and talk about our apparently heinous facial hair. leave a comment, write a review, subscribe. at least you're listening!

its week 3 of our blackout and we've done a little research. that's right, we've obtained the coveted male opinion on snapchat locations. crank up that volume and let our soothing voices guide you through cuffed jeans, 3rd grade play trauma, and inappropriate DM's. comment, subscribe, leave a rating, or don't, at least you're listening!…

if you think you've been on a really bad first date, you're about to feel a whole lot better about yourself. it's week two and we're back discussing the worlds most polarizing topics: dating, snapchat locations, and mens tank tops. comment, subscribe, leave a rating. at least you're listening!

Curving, ghosting, and cheap vodka...Welcome to week 1! Bear with us through our first ever episode as we discuss an array of topics we know you can relate to. Subscribe, give a rating, leave a comment, or keep your opinion to yourself, at least you're listening!