On Episode 113 of the Touchdowners, Week 3 of the NFL, we suck our binkys in the following 4 Downs: An Ugly Baby Debate - Is Tyler prejudiced against big headed babies? The Week 2 Review/Week 3 Preview - Are the 9er’s Pretenders? Are you cheering for Daniel Jones? Instagram Trading My Way Out of Town - Do unfollows mean anything? Old Greg Balieys O…

On Episode 112 of the Touchdowners, Week 1 of the NFL, we have imposter syndrome in the following 4 Downs: IS PSL Goat? - Should NFL fans love Pumpkin Spice Lattes? The Week 1 React - Blood Feuds and Gardner Minshews The Week 1 Overreact - Are the Bears, Cards, Bucs, and Browns all Trash? AB > Oak - The Antonio Brown saga continues in New England, …

On Episode 111 of the Touchdowners, the end of NFL Pre Season, we anxiously await the start of Regular Season in the following 4 Downs: A Philosophical Quandary: Dirty Undies - A what-would-you-do of soiled undergarments Bring in the Shady Clowns - What impact will Clowney and McCoy have on their new teams? The End of Fake Football - Our fondest me…

On Episode 110 of the Touchdowners, Preseason Week 2 of the NFL, we are on permanent vacation in the following 4 Downs: A Break Without Summer - Nothing says summer like Instagram models in a CVS parking lot. The Preseason Week 2 Scouting Report - Will Tyler eat his words? The House of Hova - Does Jay-Z deserve to own an NFL team? Unlucky Horseshoe…

On Episode 109 of the Touchdowners, Preseason Week 1 of the NFL, we wonder when we will be replaced by robots at our jobs in the following 4 Downs: Frozen Treats at DQ - Dilly Bars and nuclear red strawberry sauce. Frozen Feets at AB’s - Antonio Brown’s feet and helmet drama. The Terez Paylor Interview - Yahoo Sport’s NFL Senior Write joins the sho…

On Episode 108 of the Touchdowners, the way too hyped Hall of Fame Game week of the NFL, we transcend space and time wondering if we really arrived in the following 4 Downs: My parents used to drop me off at camp in a minivan - Do you care how athletes arrive to training camp? The Horror at Camp JellyJam - Training Camp situations that give us Goos…

On Episode 107 of the Touchdowners, minicamp week of the NFL, we wonder who has more conspiracy theories the NFL or the Government in the following 4 Downs: Area 51 Pro Day - Naruto Run 40 times Madden Rage Quit - How angry are you over the Madden ratings? Weighing the Tyreek Hill Situation - Exploring both sides of the Tyreek Hill case and trying …

On Episode 106 of the Touchdowners, the Upside Down Week of the NFL, we binge watch the following 4 Downs: Stranger Thangs - Is Eleven comparable to Patrick Mahomes? Would Board Man Get Paid in the NFL? - Comparing the NBA’s Free Agency to the NFL’s. We Play: Suspension No Suspension - Zeke, Hunt, and Hill may or may not be suspended??? Are Millenn…

On Episode 105 of the Touchdowners, Hall of Fame Mini-Camp Rookie Week of the NFL, we still can’t figure out chip readers in the following 4 Downs: GM Vending Machine Draft Edition - What wouldn’t you buy from a vending machine? The $1,500 Question - The cost of giving up your seat. Is Aaron Rodgers becoming Brett Farve? - Is there trouble in Green…

On Episode 104 of the Touchdowners, Sean McVay Engagement Week, we get bamboozled in the following 4 Downs: Cold Takes with a Hot Water Heater - Is there anything worse than a cold shower? Punked by Eli Manning - Jokester or Psychopath? The Baltimore Bandwagon - Can Lamar Jackson pass? You’ve been Catfished by Kliff Kingsburry - Double check your f…

On Episode 103 of the Touchdowners, we give you a "Best of 1st Down" in the following 4 Downs: Animal CPR - A would you rather of Animal CPR. Artificial Intelligence - Why you should really fear our computer overlords. Spiders - Is the amount of hair directly equivalent to the size of the spider? Chiefs Fantasy Camp - My ultimate scheme to start my…

On Episode 102 of the Touchdowners, the Toronto Raptors Championship Week, we wonder if we are as irreplaceable as we think we are in on the following 4 Downs: Emotional Support Animals - Tyler starts a zoo in his LA apartment. Coaches Can’t Be Cool - How Green Bay is getting ahead of the injury bug. Out of the Kitchen with OBJ - Is OBJ already run…

On Episode 101 of the Touchdowners, Week #3 of the Jet’s GM Candidates swiping left on them, we try to not mail it in on the following 4 Downs: The Hard of Hearing Waitress - A possible SNL skit??? How much would it take for you to mow Antonio Brown’s lawn? - How much responsibility does AB have in mowing his own lawn? UnCognito Mode - The Raiders …

On Episode 100 of the Touchdowners, Patrick Peterson suspension Week #32 of Ezekiel Elliott assaulting someone, we have a minute to win it in the following 4 Downs: Beer Run - Is this my Pro-Day? Is Twitter the new Tinder? - Asking for a friend (Hayden Hurst). Football’s 90% Mental - NFL Players finally get the counseling they deserve. The race we …

On Episode 99 of the Touchdowners, Patrick Peterson suspension Week of the NFL, we sign on the dotted line in the following 4 Downs: The Truth About Juice Cleanses - Diet by diarrhea. Oh Flacc No - Is Flacco making a jackass out of himself refusing to mentor? Break in Gase of Emergency - The Jets go all in on snake eyes. NFL Happy Hour - Forget wed…

On Episode 98 of the Touchdowners, Rookie Mini-Camp Week of the NFL, we speculate and allegate in the following 4 Downs: Battle of the Bands: GM Draft Edition - Which band will be your franchise QB? Cracking up with Robert Kraft - The shocking new of Kraft’s massage preferences Catching up to Speed on Hill - Audio Tapes and Lawyer’s Letters, what’s…

On Episode 97 of the Touchdowners, 2019 Post-NFL Draft Week, we come down from our Draft Day highs in the following 4 Downs: A Draft Day Delivery - Did Phil’s baby let him watch the draft? Draft Day Story Lines - Big story lines that came from this year’s draft. The Post-Draft Scouting Report - Individual player’s story lines from the draft. A King…

On Episode 96 of the Touchdowners, 2019 NFL Draft Week, we spend all our money on scratchers in the following 4 Downs: Why do we love the Draft so much - We are all just one lotto ticket away from fortune. The 2019 NFL Draft Scouting Report - Big storylines to watch in this years draft. Draft Day Darlings - The must draft prospects. Draft Day Busts…

On Episode 95 of the Touchdowners, opening week of Game of Thrones, everyone’s trying to get theirs in the following 4 Downs: Game of Thrones for Idiots: NFL Edition - Explaining GOT to a ball coach. Russell Wilson Feels Sympathy for Bronn - Watch the parallels as two men fight for the crown they feel is rightfully theirs. Did AB Pull a Tyrion? - A…

On Episode 94 of the Touchdowners, Post Apocalyptical Week of the AAF Wasteland, we spend our days in the retirement home of the following 4 Downs: Why Are Your Running Like a Penguin? - Disappointing since birth. 69 Reasons to Retire - What is the historical significance of Gronk? What Channel is the AAF on Again? - What are your memories of the A…

On Episode 93 of the Touchdowners, March Madness week of the NFL, we go full Millennial on the NFL in the following 4 Downs: Baby Alert - How close to labor is too close to podcast? Millennials Are Ruining the Arizona Cardinals - Can you go 30 mins without a cell phone break? NFL Rule Changes - Does the NFL need onside kicks? Giving Up Sex for Lent…

On Episode 92 of the Touchdowners, Off-season Purgatory of the NFL, we fantasize about the truth in the following 4 Downs: How Do You Know You Have a Dad Bod? - Shaving abs into your chest hair. Is This Real Life or Just Fantasy with Andy Holloway of the Fantasy Footballers Podcast - How much should you give up to own OBJ this off season? Johnny Ma…

On Episode 91 of the Touchdowners, Free Agency Week of the NFL, we spend big money on shiny new toys in the following 4 Downs: The 2019 Spring Fling Draft - Drafting our favorite parts of Spring. The Free Agency Scouting Report - Why we should feel sorry for NFL owners during Free Agency? The Browns are doing very un-Brown things - John Dorsey spen…

On Episode 90 of the Touchdowners, post NFL Combine Week, we improve only to fail in the following 4 Downs: Dumb Home, Smart House - Could your house pass the Wonderlic Test? It's the Skylar for Kyler - How to grow an inch overnight with Kyler Murray. Check Out His Specs - What Combine numbers impress you the most? Quit’n Witten Save MNF - Was Jaso…

On Episode 89 of the Touchdowners, NFL Combine Week, we pay for services rendered in the following 4 Downs: Father of the Year Award??? - Concerts vs 4 Year old’s birthdays Dad-Bod CJ Anderson - Is he a modern day folk hero? Strip-Mall Rubdowns with Robert Kraft - The fallout of Kraft’s actions Swipe Right for Free Agents - Would you match with Jad…

On Episode 88 of the Touchdowners, we explore the thin line between heroes and villains in the following 4 Downs: Valentine’s GM - What’s the GOAT of Valentines Gifts? Elway Plays Pin the Tail on the Donkey - Blindfolded QB Picking? Did Kaepernick Win? - A sell out or a hero? Trading Places - IV’s, Twitter Q & A’s, and Lil Wayne get traded. Touchdo…

On Episode 87 of the Touchdowners, Week 1 of the AAF, we channel our inner Sideshow Bobs as we enter the circus known as the NFL Offseason in the following 4 Downs: Grocery-Store Clothing - I need some milk, bread, eggs and a T-shirt? Scouting Report: Week 1 of the AAF - Was it better than the Super Bowl? Bounty-Gase - A family style blood feud bre…

On Episode 86 of the Touchdowners, Super Bowl Hangover Week of the NFL, we watch Blockbuster’s last movie rental “This is the End” in preparation for the end of NFL season in the following 4 Downs: Does Toothpaste Really Work - Our bodies are our dentists. Scouting Report: The Super Bowl - Worst Super Bowl ever? We Fix the Offseason - Our plan for …

On Episode 85 of the Touchdowners, Super Bowl Week of the NFL, we we wait for our impending doom in the following 4 Downs: The Super Bowl of Stomach Flu’s - Are a sympathy puker? Classic Sports Talk Radio: Rams Preview - Reasons to cheer for the Rams Classic Sports Talk Radio Again: Pats Preview - Reasons to cheer for the Pats Talking Cards with Mi…

On Episode 84 of the Touchdowners, Conference Championship Week of the NFL, we meet expectations while failing spectacularly in the following 4 Downs: A Bad Omen at Work - Are You Ready, to get jacked up for work? The Patron Saint of Rams - The Boy Genius vs Whistle Man Belichick your Reid at the Door - Big Red gets contained by the Hoodie Give Em …

On Episode 83 of the Touchdowners, Week 19 of the NFL, we put on our puka shell necklaces and dye our tips blonde in the following 4 Downs: Mahomes for the Holidays - An argument about Goats The Week 19 Scouting Report - A who’s who of who’s in and who’s out Chasing Sean McVay - Can you call an offense? Good you got the gig The Patrick Mahomes Effe…

On Episode 82 of the Touchdowners, Week 17 of the NFL, we think it's time for a change in the following 4 Downs: A Donut Crisis - How many donut holes equal a whole donut? End of Year Awards - Some surprising candidates. College Coaching Carousel - 18 minutes of Temple fame. Professional Coaching Carousel - The aftermath of Black Monday. Touchdown:…

On Episode 81 of the Touchdowners, Week 16 of the NFL, our heated seats make us sweat in the following 4 Downs: Supermarket Sweep - A moral dilemma in aisle 5 Week 16 Scouting Report - A who’s who of guilty by association. Defending Bob Sutton? - Should he stay or should he go? Birds of feather fall together - He will always been known as the falco…

On Episode 80 of the Touchdowners, Week 15 of the NFL, we send it back to Santa in the following 4 Downs: Returning Santa’s Gifts - Can you regift a lump of coal? Week 15 Scouting Report - I broke my back, I broke and neck and my back, I broke the back of my neck. The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (pt. 1) - Tensions rise as the city of Oakland sue t…

On Episode 79 of the Touchdowners, Week 14 of the NFL, we decide who gets to sit on Santa’s lap in the following 4 Downs: Mission Statement - A look at why we do this podcast every week. Week 14 Scouting Report - Crazy finishes and feeling sorry for Blake Bortles. Pitching a Shutout on the NFL - Kyler Murray chases the long ball instead of the deep…

On Episode 78 of the Touchdowners, Week 13 of the NFL, we take stock of our relationship with our employers in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Snow Drift Draft - Is Santa the new Belichick? Week 13 Scouting Report - McCarthy is out in Green Bay. The Chiefs Cease the Hunt - Explore the aftermath of the Kareem Hunt incident and subsequent release. Co…

On Episode 77 of the Touchdowners, Week 12 of the NFL, we head out West with the Cowboys in search of fools gold in the following 4 Downs: A Million Dollar Idea - The new way to vacation. Week 12 Scouting Report - Animals vs Humans and conspiracy theories. The Post Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Games - Defense no longer matter and offenses reign supreme…

On Episode 76 of the Touchdowners, Week 11 of the NFL, we send Alex Smith a Get Well Soon Card in the following 4 Downs: Drafting for Failure - We jump on the bandwagon of the worst teams. Week 11 Scouting Report - Do we actually feel sorry for the Redskins? The NFL’s Hips Don't Lie - A Shakria Shakedown of Sod Shame. Past the Tardy Bell - We ride …

On Episode 75 of the Touchdowners, Week 10 of the NFL, we are guilt tripped in the following 4 Downs: House Rules - If you live under this roof you must abide by these rules. Week 10 Scouting Report - Is Belichick on the hot seat. Who Dat Dez - From winning Free Agency to Achilles and back. Flat Billed - Is Mat Barkley the future of the Bills? Touc…

On Episode 74 of the Touchdowners, Week 9 of the NFL, everything must go in the following 4 Downs: We Pay the Troll’s Toll - What is the ultimate cost of internet trolls? Week 9 Scouting Report - Poor Jimmy G. Flushed Down in Brown Town - Hue is out and Bountygate is in. Trade Bait - The movers and shakers of the NFL Trade Deadline. Touchdown: Why …

On Episode 73 of the Touchdowners, Week 8 of the NFL, we trade away our futures in the following 4 Downs: Animal Concussion Protocol - Can birds get CTE? Week 8 Scouting Report - Last week, stats didn’t matter. This week, records don’t matter. Jon Gruden’s Supermassive Blackhole - We are Mused by Gruden’s decisions. Jerry Jones’ Supermassive Ego-Ho…

On Episode 72 of the Touchdowners, Week 7 of the NFL, we we regret nothing in the following 4 Downs: Skate or Die - We relive the classic NES game. Week 7 Scouting Report - Parody, kickers, and bruised ribs. Break Burfict - The NFL’s greatest hockey goon. Charging Debt - The Chargers are racking up debt all over Rodeo Drive. Touchdown: Is it better…

On Episode 71 of the Touchdowners, Week 6 of the NFL, we spit some game on things that done changed in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Pre-Season Stomach Flu - Is it ever too early for the stomach flu? Week 6 Scouting Report - In another great week of football, we talk about coaches in the hot seat. College Football is Ruining the NFL - Is the game…

On Episode 70 of the Touchdowners, Week 5 of the NFL, we explore the duality of man in the following 4 Downs: Hey Bro, Your Tag’s Showing - What social responsibility do we have to other humans? Week 5 Scouting Report - In another great week of football, we talk about misleading stats. Tate Hate - Is Golden Tate a good guy or a consummate ahole? La…

On Episode 69 of the Touchdowners, Week 4 of the NFL, examine our mindset in the following 4 Downs: Week 4 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was. Where do you see yourself in 5 years (the nfl edition) - Fake it till you make it. Everson Griffen - The Vikings’ DE struggles with mental health issues. Fluffing the Passer - Tackl…

On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners, Week 3 of the NFL, we wonder if this behavior is acceptable in the following 4 Downs: Week 3 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was. Half-Hearted Apologizes with Antonio Brown - It's too late to apologize, oh oh. The Greatest Halftime Performance - Forget Maroon 5 and Prince. Half-Baked with …

On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners we celebrate Week 2 of the NFL as we dumpster dive for gold in the following 4 Downs: Aaron “Hollywood” Rodgers - Rodgers wears Farve’s Wrangles in his IZODs commercial. AJ “Green Zone” Green - Is AJ Green underrated or overrated? Mychal “White Collar” Kendricks - What is insider trading? Corey “Cut Me If You Can” …

On Episode 66 of the Touchdowners we examine the importance of relationships in the following 4 Downs: We Miss Blockbuster like a JH Girlfriend - I wonder what Julie is up to these days? Week 1 Scouting Report - The big takeaways from the return of the NFL. Jon Gruden’s Black Hole (Sun) - Is the sun already setting on the Black Hole? For Whom the B…

On Episode 65 of the Touchdowners we wonder if millennials are truly the worst in the following 4 Downs: Are millennials killing the fullback - Will the NFL ever be the same? An Interview with Bad Christian’s Joey Svendsen - We talk religion, Clemson, and Packers. OBJ’s Private Eye - The total price of an Instagram post. Join our Facebook Group “Th…

On Episode 64 of the Touchdowners we revive the underdog in the following 4 Downs: A Would-You-Rather of Animal CPR - How far would you go to save a life? An Interview with ESPN’s Mina Kimes - We talk Chiefs, Browns, and Seahawks. Are the Browns Actually Winning the Offseason? - Are the Browns winning the Preseason Super Bowl? Join our Facebook Gro…