I read the Silmarillion out loud, badly, in attempts to get you to consume more Tolkien content
A podcast for people that love Lord of the Rings and want to know more about the Silmarillion, but maybe do not enjoy the way it's written. Or maybe you just want to hear someone talk about it!
Men awaken in Middle-Earth!
The sun and moon come into being.
Back in Middle Earth, the Sindar have their own happenings
The Noldor revolt. Their Doom is proclaimed.
Melkor makes a friend. This is bad news for everyone else
The Noldor start getting spicy in Valinor. Melkor doesn't help.
It is the Noontide of Valinor! But already a shadow grows...
I suppose I will be updating more frequently
some of the Elves get horny and lost, but that's okay because they become important later
the Elves have arrived!!
ruh roh! marital strife in Middle Earth!
Here's where the actual Quenta Silmarillion begins
Fun fact: Olorin is Gandalf!
Elwe gets lost, the Vanyar are boring, and the Teleri take so, so long.Av Silmarillion Simplified
The Valar finally get off their butts. Meanwhile the elves are easily distracted.Av Silmarillion Simplified
A short episode for a short chapter about Aule and Yavanna's failing marriage.Av Silmarillion Simplified
The Valar make some nice lamps. Melkor smashes some nice lamps.Av Silmarillion Simplified
I run my mouth about the first chapter of the Simarillion, Ainulindale.Av Silmarillion Simplified