It's the end of an era. On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to the small town with pep. Thank you to all of our wonderful listeners. See you in the sweet hereafter.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

It's the penultimate finale, and John and Kaitlin have MANY THOUGHTS. Are Reggie and Archie the greatest love story of this series? Do we ship Frank and Sheriff Keller? What exactly did Tabitha "fix" after all? We'll miss you, Riverdale.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Ethel's goodbye, the milkman reveal, and Uncle Frank's nonsense.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Josie's return, the complicated existence of Sabrina, and Ms. Grundy's completely real husband who definitely exists.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Rarchie, Cheryl's picture plan, and Polly's new personality.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Ethel's incredible voice, Sarah Florence, and Midge's baby problem.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Julien's voice of an angel, Beronica, and Archie's not-exactly-problems problems.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Betty's zine, the return of hopefully-not-a-predator-this-time Ms. Grundy, and Archie's thespian skills.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Vetty almost becomes a thing, Ethel and Jughead are buds, and the milkman mystery is over so let it go, okay?!?Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Rocky Horror's baffling existence in the '50s, the return of Ethel and Mary's incredible (and offscreen) Halloween costume skills.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the milkman, Fangs' musician aspirations, and the return of Jabitha.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Lolita, 4D movies and whatever the heck is up with Alice.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's hoop dreams, Archie discovering racism and the death of Jughead's latest father figure.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's all about dirty dancing, baby...and features a very special guest!Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Choni, rat fink Frank and Jughead's refusal to be chill in any situation.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk beheadings, B and V mess arounds, and Charchie sex.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Charchie, Vughead and homemade pregnancy tests.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the state of Riverdale's health class curriculum and that long awaited conversation between Jughead and Veronica.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin realize how little they know about sock hops, discuss Veronica's insane dating games and talk Ethel's passion for horror comics and Jughead.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

We're back! And it's the '50s?! John and Kaitlin return from a long hiatus to discuss Veronica name dropping James Dean, Archie's new hair and, of course, time travel.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On the Season 6 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat time travel, Jabitha, and Archie's hero complex. Thanks for hanging out with us, ya'll! It's been a blast. See you in Season 7!!!!Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk time bubbles, adult Baby, and comet drama.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Percival "The Lil Stinker" Pickens' perverse plan, feet washing, and The Redemption Boys.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's doll, the Sweet Hereafter, and Sabrina's return.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat about the bible, Kevin's wedding invite, and who exactly has an older sibling, anyway???Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk serial killer conventions, dreamy Drake, and union songs!Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's confusing scheme, the return of Charles, and Baby's future.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

We're back! John and Kaitlin talk the ghost train, Cheather, and how magic was always the glue bonding Veronica and Jughead's very real friendship.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and a very special guest discuss Cheryl handing over her spider brooch, KJ bopping to Britney, and Heather's arrival.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the Spider Woman of Wall Street, the return of Ms. Grundy, and which Riverdale resident actually reads.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Veggie's healthy conversation, the potential Barchie baby, and the Mevin reunion.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Percival's plans, Tabitha's superpower, and angel lore.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin count all the casinos in town, speculate about the connection between Riverdale and Rivervale, and review yet another Serpent Dance.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin ask: "What ARE the Serpents?"Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin ask...what's a wise guy?Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk why certain superpowers would suck, how Abigail is less chaotic than Cheryl, and why Bingo is the best boy in Riverdale.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Archie's super strength, Veronica's big move, and Bingo's legs.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

It's been 100 episodes, ya'll! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk dual Reggies, multiple Jugheads, and oodles of deceased Riverdale residents.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

Waiting for our 100th recap episode? So are we!!! Thank you to all who have listened for the past 100 episodes, and have a happy holiday season!Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

"Chapter 99: The Witching Hour(s)" by The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAPAv The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERVALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's broken dreams, Veronica and Reggie's toxic relationship, and murky tear juice. (A word of warning: The witches of Rivervale made the audio funky on this one. We love you and thank you for your listenership.)Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Kevin's potential pettiness, car ghosts, and whether Betty should really be in charge of a baby right now.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

Welcome to Rivervale, folks! On this episode of the RIVERVALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Fralice, maple syrup production, and Archie being sacrificed to a pagan goddess!Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

It's the Season 5 finale! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the casino no one wants, Barchie 3.0, and all those witches...Thanks for listening everyone! We'll be back soon...Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jabitha (Tughead?), Veronica's decision about Archie, and Britta's confusing new foster home.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Eric is finally brought to justice, and Kaitlin owes John $5.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk beeeeeees, girlbossing, and Jughead's long-awaited book snatching.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

Josie, Mel, and Val get the backdoor pilot they deserve, and John and Kaitlin are THRILLED. Josie delivers the most perfect line to Hiram, Mel's book is definitely outpacing Jughead's on the best seller list, and Val has almost as many jobs as Archie.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss The Rat King (and rabies!), Kaitlin's newly unlocked fear, and Archie's latest job.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's ongoing crisis, Cheryl's cult, and Bingo was his name-O.Av The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP