The end of the world is nigh and two film buff friends decide to spend their remaining days creating and watching the ultimate movie bucket list. A movie podcast filled with film discussions, movie reviews, and a decent amount of celebrity gossip (thanks to Mita). Cinephiles unite! We're going to need each other...
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Velvet Al provides audio commentary for bad movies, in real time, as he watches them for the first time.
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Silkwood - "I'm contaminated. I'm dyin'."
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Years in the making, Mita took one for the team when challenged with picking a movie that starts with "S" and dug up a DVD of the 1983 crime-drama, "Silkwood" for the next movie review. Nadeem hasn't been this excited since "Rocky Aur Rani Ki Prem Kahaani".Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Natural Born Killers - "Live On Network TV!"
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Last weeks movie ended with "N" so naturally Nadeem picked Oliver Stone's controversial "Natural Born Killers" for the next movie review. For the second week in a row, Taylor Swift is discussed again.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Let The Right One In - "Squeal Like A Pig"
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Last week ended with an "L", so Mita went with the 2008 drama-horror, "Let The Right One In" for the next movie review. But more importantly, Mita and Nadeem break down the Blake Lively - Justin Baldoni drama surrounding "It Ends With Us". This podcast has its priorities straight.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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The Seventh Seal - "Love Is The Blackest Of All Plagues."
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In true Nadeem fashion, when tasked with picking a movie that starts with "S" for the next movie review, he decided to go back to his pretentious routes and choose the 1957 Swedish existential-drama by acclaimed directer Ingmar Bergman, "The Seventh Seal". Mita knows this was punishment for "A Cinderella Story".…
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After Hours - "I'll Probably Get Blamed For That"
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Mita picks a deep cut from Marty Scorsese's filmography when she has to pick a movie that starts with "A". She chooses the 1985 black comedy, "After Hours" for the next movie review. Nadeem has opinions about Marvel.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Omkara - "Bet On Horses, Not Lions."
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No surprise here, Nadeem jumps at the opportunity when he's tasked with picking a movie that starts with "O" and chooses Vishal Bhardwaj's 2006 adaption of Othello, "Omkara" for the next movie review. Mita FINALLY watched The Bear.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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The Last Days Of Disco - "Disco Sucks!"
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The last letter from last week was "L", so Mita went with "The Last Days Of Disco from 1998 for the next movie review. Mita still hasn't seen "The Bear", so Nadeem still can't discuss it. Maybe next week/ Stay tuned...Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Maqbool - "Fire Should Fear Water"
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Double double toil and trouble. Fire burn and when Nadeem has to pick a movie that starts with "M", he chooses Vishal Bhardwaj's 2003 adaption of Macbeth, "Maqbool". Mita and Nadeem talk about the Ambani wedding because they were unable to attend.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Serial Mom - "Suzanne Somers, This Is My Bad Side."
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Mita decided to get a little weird when choosing a movie that starts with "S" and went with the 1994 comedy, "Serial Mom" for the next movie review. A movie written and directed by everyone's favourite pervert, John Waters.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 4: The Strike
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We miss when this show was mostly about Angie Harmon in a bikini.
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The Red Shoes - "Take Off The Red Shoes"
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Nadeem jumped at the opportunity to pick a movie that starts with "R" and went with the 1948 classic, "The Red Shoes" for the next movie review. Marty, Steven and Mita and are all proud.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Captain Battle Legacy War So You Don't Have To
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A soldier on a superstrength serum fights a red-faced Nazi? Where have we seen that before?
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I'm Still Here - "I'm Still Here Through All These Years"
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The category is, "I" and Mita decided to go with the odd ball choice, 2010's mockumentary "I'm Still Here" for the next movie review. Nadeem and Mita promise this recording is as good as the first one.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 3: The Rig
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Can slow motion bouncing defeat slow moving blob?
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Nadeem was tasked with picking a movie that starts with "K" and decided to go with a mother of a story for the next movie revieew in 2012's thriller, "Kahaani". Mita and Nadeem discuss rape and sexual assault. Very casual conversations.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches The Perfect Score So You Don't Have To
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There's worse reasons to watch a movie than the promise of a Scarlett Johansson upskirt.
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School Of Rock - "No You're Not Hardcore!"
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Last week ended on "S", and because Mita is so hardcore, picked the 2003 comedy "School Of Rock" for the next movie review. Nadeem is less hardcore, but still watched.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 2: The Creature
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Hey Baywatch Nights producers, we watched "Species" too. But not "Species 2."
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Notorious - "It Has Been A Perfectly Hideous Party"
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Nadeem had to pick a movie that starts with "N", so he went all the way back to 1946 and dug out Alfred Hitchcock's "Notorious" for the next movie review. Mita loves an action movie. Nadeem does not.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Embrace Of The Vampire So You Don't Have To
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It's just not the same without Alyssa Milano's boobs.
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Gunga Din - "India Is My Country And My Faith"
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Mita gets patriotic for the next movie review. Tasked with picking a movie that starts with "G", she chooses the 1939 action-adventure, "Gunga Din". Brown face, colonizers and racists, oh my!Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 1: Terror Of The Deep
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The beginning of Baywatch Nights: X-Files Edition.
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The Killing - "Just A Bad Joke Without The Punchline."
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The assignment was "K" and Nadeem went all the way back to 1956 and picked Stanley Kubrick's "The Killing" for the next movie review. Mita loves Zendaya and wants the world to know it.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches My Life With Morrisey So You Don't Have To
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What kind of deranged person fantasizes about spending time with Morrisey?
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Dancer In The Dark - "What Is There To See?"
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The next movie needed to start with "D", so Mita decided to pick the real cheery, "Dancer In The Dark" for the next movie review. Nadeem warned her.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 22: Heat Rays
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The Beach Boys wish they were as cool as the Heat Rays.
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Dev D. - "Emosanal Attyachar"
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In this episode, Mita and Nadeem dive into Anurag Kashyap's 2009 modern-day interpretation of Devdas, "Dev D." for their next movie review. The sound sucks but at least the talk is witty.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Empire Records So You Don't Have To
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We're pretty sure the only reason anyone likes this movie is because Liv Tyler strips down to her underwear.
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Welcome back, folks! Season four promises to be a doozy filled with a truly random assortment of films. Picking up where things left off, and tasked with picking a film that starts with "ER", Mita picks David Lynch's "Eraserhead" from 1977 for the first film. Nadeem almost watches "The Elephant Man". Then doesn't .…
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 21: A Closer Look
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Offering unscrupulous landlords free cable comes in quite handy for a detective.
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Velvet Al Watches Female Zombie Riot So You Don't Have To
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Zombie boobs. At least there's that.
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 20: Rendezvous
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Don't challenge David Hasselhoff to a game of racquetball. He will crush you.
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Velvet Al Watches Asian School Girls So You Don't Have To
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We think Velvet Al downloaded the wrong video.
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The 3rd Annual Deemita Awards
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It's that time of year again (kinda). Mita and Nadeem do a round up of season 3 and announce their winners for the Deemita Awards! Find out which was their favourite episode and which movie put them ( ie: Nadeem) to sleep. And find out what's in store for season 4! It's all VERY exciting!!!Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Easter Someday So You Don't Have To
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We apologize for ruining Easter for you.
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 19: Epilogue
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Shouldn't the title "Epilogue" have been saved for the finale?
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Best Picture 2023: Oppenheimer - "And Now I Have Become Death"
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In the season 3 finale, Mita and Nadeem watch their final best picture winner, 2023's newly crowed, "Oppenheimer". As we go on, we remember...Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches Slotherhouse So You Don't Have To
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This film was made possible due to tax cuts from the country of Serbia. We believe that makes "Slotherhouse" an international war crime.
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Best Picture 2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once: " I Would Have Really Liked Just Doing Laundry And Taxes With You."
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It's the final countdown, and Mita and Nadeem are watching the 95th winner for best picture, "Everything Everywhere All At Once" from 2022. The recording of this episode was done from one universe where no one has hotdog fingers. Sorry to disappoint.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 18: Vengeance
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Why do killers set so many arbitrary rules upon themselves?
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Best Picture 2021: CODA - "Tinder Is Something We Can Do As A Family"
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Mita and Nadeem watch (and read) the best picture winner from 2021, "CODA" for their next movie review. No one was bitch slapped in the making of this episode.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Velvet Al Watches "Chuck E. Cheese In The Galaxy 5000" (plus "Where's Rodney?") So You Don't Have To
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Is it just us or is that chicken in the cheerleader outfit kind of hot? Bonus: A sitcom pilot so bad it manages to make Rodney Dangerfield unfunny.
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Best Picture 2020: Nomadland - "I'm Just Houseless"
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It's pandy time! Mita and Nadeem watch the best picture winner from 2020 (also known as the Covid year), "Nomadland" for their next movie review. No masks were worn during the recording of this episode.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 17: Code of Silence
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Not even a samurai sword is a match for David Hasselhoff.
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Best Picture 2019: Parasite - "They're Nice Because They're Rich."
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Mita and Nadeem do a movie review of the first foreign language film ever to win best picture, "Parasite". This is the last of the pre-pandemic movies. Next week, things get crazy.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2018: Green Book - "Travelling While Black"
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Mita and Nadeem might've gotten it wrong this time. They watch the best picture winner from 2018, "Green Book" for their next movie review and have a change of heart.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2017: The Shape Of Water - "UnableTo Perceive The Shape Of You, I Find You All Around Me."
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Beastiality is the name of the game when Nadeem and Mita do a movie review for the best picture winner from 2017, "The Shape Of Water." Mita wishes the fish-man was hotter. Nadeem has a thing for the Beast.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2016: Moonlight - "You're The Only One"
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And the Best Picture goes to...Emma Stone in "La La Land". No, that's a joke lie. Mita and Nadeem do a movie review for the official best picture winner of 2016, "Moonlight". But also talk a fair bit amount the unofficial best picture winner from 2016, "La La Land".Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2015: Spotlight - "I Guess The Father Was Helping Out."
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In this very pious episode, Mita and Nadeem dutifully watch the best picture winner from 2015, "Spotlight" for their next movie review. Lettuce pray.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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Best Picture 2014: Birdman Or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) - "You're Not An Actor. You're A Celebrity."
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Oscar season (not to be confused with Awards season) is here! Mita and Nadeem talk about the 2024 Oscar nominations. They also do a movie review for the best picture winner of 2014, "Birdman Or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance)". There is such a thing as too many words in a title, FYI.Av Moves To Watch Before The End Of The World
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