Sweet Michael Flatley! This week on the podcast we have music critic and creator of the YouTube channel 'The Needle Drop,' Anthony Fantano! Listen to him whip up a bonkers festival lineup and workshop some new jokes on us.Av Two Minutes to Late Night

Hot pudding! Pro wrestler Tommy End is on the podcast this week! He tells us about his favorite Dutch black metal band and we bond over our love for Integrity. This is the full episode. You can support us on Patreon at www.twominutestolatenight.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Whoah we had so much fun talking to Gina Gleason of Baroness. Spoiler alert: She ran her microphone through her guitar rig and used a lot of effects pedals to make us giggle with joy. This is the full episode. You can support us on Patreon at www.twominutestolatenight.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Vegan hot dog! We goofed off with our friends KW and Vic who are the rad band Vile Creature. Beast Wars! This is only the first half of this episode. This is the full episode. You can support us on Patreon at www.twominutestolatenight.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Iced piss! It's punk comedian extraordinaire Chris Gethard and we talked for a very long time about all the good shit: CBGBs! Conspiracy theories! New Jersey! The full version is over 2 hours long so check it out by becoming a Patreon Patron today www.twominutestolatenight.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Whoah it's Colin day on the pod! His new album rules. This is the first half of this podcast and only Patreon Patrons get the full episode! www.twominutestolatenight.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Liam is maybe the most interesting dude in metal. This is the first half of this podcast and only Patreon Patrons get the full episode! www.twominutestolatenight.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

We talked to guitar boy Frankie about his dream music festival. This is the first half of the podcast but if you want to hear the whole thing you gotta become a Patreon Patron at www.twominutestolatenight.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Hot salad! It's a commentary for our Halloween episode with Dave Davidson and five-and-a-half Austin Powers costumes. This was the sixth episode of our Patreon funded first season and a really, really fun one of us to make. If you want to see the video that goes with this podcast (lol) watch it and all our videos at honorableswords.com…

Elephant ears! We got Kyle Kinane (Comedy Central, Adventure Time, Paradise PD, Those Who Can't, all-around punk comedy icon) being silly with the boys and talking about his dream festival which is also on a barge in a lake! It's super fun so we decided to release this one for free. Check out Kyle's new stand up album, Trampoline in a Ditch out now…

Ayyyy paisanos. Jordan and Drew are happy to announce a new Patreon exclusive Two Minutes to Late Night podcast called Festival Shmestival where we have our guests design their own music festival, but the catch is the first 10 picks have to be from their recently played (which could be anything from accidental plays to whatever their kids were list…

This is the fixed version with the proper ending. If you were wondering how the monologue about horses ended, skip to around 1:14SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! The gang has in an improvised debate for the first time in over a year. Jeremy and Lucie vs. Jordan and Katie with his honorable Judge Drew in sunglasses picking the shitty topics. You love to see …

Jordan and Drew talk about Beast Wars. Why not? We look into what it meant to own DVDs, why the new Watchmen TV show is better than the new Star War TV show, and a lot of medium quality impressions. Pete Holmes sucks.www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

This is the fixed version! Sorry if you listened to it the first time when it cut off after 48 minutes.Grandma, no! We're finally talking about the rap clowns with three-time former roommate and wet Nathan Lane impersonator, Sam Nulman. Grab a Faygo and sit down.www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

This week Katie, Jordan, and Cat watched "Rock Star" with Mark Wahlber and now we think Zakk Wylde should play the JokerAv Two Minutes to Late Night

A post-Vegas cool down where we talk about smooth lounge covers with our favorite Instagram celebrity, @insaneclampasta (aka extremely talented illustrator and comedian, Corey Largent). Sorry about the audio quality, Drew's cat knocked over his mic and broke it :(www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

THE DIRTY BLACK SUMMER IS OVER! Our cherub co-host Lucie Steiner returns to give her thoughts on cat litter demon prince and damn is this one is goofy. Also, this is technically our 50th episode. Mazel!www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Oops! All boys. Comedian and former roommate Sam Nulman (writer for Trixie Mattel and one half of the sketch group Pizza Time) joins us as we look at Danzig from an outsider perspective, but mostly just talk about being bullies.Watch Pizza Time videos here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUw1QFeFeNxqYOjp3A2ozJQwww.honorableswords.com…

Dirty Black Summer ain't over yet. We've got another Danzig lifer, author Chris Krovatin (Kerrang! also he wrote some books!)here to talk about how this was his first Danzig album. Still sucks, though.www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Hey, it's the album that everyone warned us about. Our guests today are ridiculous t-shirt maker, Eric ( http://www.methsyndicate.com/ ) and the only person with a Danzig IV tattoo, our friend Ryan Rigley.www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Welcome to DIRTY BLACK SUMMER our full month of listening to those Danzig albums you're not supposed to listen to. Our guest is Santos Montano the drummer of Old Man Gloom and maybe the most notorious social media user in metal.www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Oh no, it's "Punk Goes Crunk." Joining us is stand up comic and former the Bled singer, James Muñoz. There are some audio problems between minute 10 and minute 20 but they work themselves out when we start talking about the album.www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

All the boy shut up as Katie, Cat Jones (Kerrang!) and Emily Panic (THE Hard Melissa) talk about an underappreciated nu-metal band and the ramifications of the patriarchy on the music scene.Donate to our Patreon: www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

We watch "The Dirt," a Netflix exclusive movie about Mötley Crüe. Turns out those boys are kind of jerks.donate to our patreon www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

It's a movie episode!Donate to our Patreon: www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

No one else could make it so Jordan and Drew talked about Spider-Man 3 for almost two hours because honestly, this was inevitable.Donate to our Patreon: www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

We can't believe this happened but THE Spider One of Powerman 5000 came on the 'cast to defend his music and tear up Jordan's college band (https://dogmeat1.bandcamp.com/). This is the best episode of this podcast.Av Two Minutes to Late Night

Ooooooh YEEE-AAAHH!!! We listened to famous WWF wrestler(and possible Earth's savior) Randy Savage's rap album and it totally whipped ass. Featuring Kerrang! Editorial Producer Cat Jones and A LOT of Macho Man impressions.www.honorableswords.comAv Two Minutes to Late Night

This album made my brain smooth as a baby's ass and I have nothing else to say about it.Av Two Minutes to Late Night

On this PACKED episode we work through a bracket of every album we listened to in 2018 to crown our first ever Drew Kaufman Memorial Prize winning worst album of the year!Av Two Minutes to Late Night

Hello there The angel from my nightmareThe shadow in the background of the morgueThe unsuspecting victim Of darkness in the valleyWe can live like Jack and Sally if we wantWhere you can always find meAnd we'll have Halloween on ChristmasAnd in the night we'll wish this never endsWe'll wish this never ends…

This week we sit down with good boys Steve and Zack from the band PUP to discuss the prog rock nightmare that is Bad Religion's Into The UnknownAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Damn ya'll we're back from Florida and posting new CONTENT this week we talk about The Strokes but for virgins - Greta Van FleetAv Two Minutes to Late Night

022 - Creed's "Weathered" live! from a moving car! by Two Minutes to Late NightAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Alright kids, WE'RE TRYING A NEW THING! Join us for a 3 minute mini podcast about batman's dick (none of us new we were recording) and then a one hour special where the writer's room goes head to head in a MUSIC DEBATE! Katie and Jeremy (Team Stone Cold Jane Austen) vs Drew and Lucie (Team Ahh Shit) with Jordan Judging. Tom Waits vs Tom Petty, Limp…

Watch the LIVE video on YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghd8HyHiFegAv Two Minutes to Late Night

Hey folks! I know we said we were going to do a live video podcast, but unfortunately due to a series of technical mishaps, we were left only with this audio that's not up to our usual standard. The episode is still really fun, but it sounds like something you downloaded on Limewire. Anyways, we gathered a crowd to watch us yell about the war crime…

This week we listened to the Me First and the Gimme Gimmes of death metal!Support us on Patreon:www.patreon.com/2M2LNWatch the show:www.youtube.com/channel/UC4Cmvvc9ZmyQ412RzXhYoEgAv Two Minutes to Late Night