00:00 Introductions 01:29 United Health CEO 03:33 We Are 100 06:04 Hawk Tuah 17:40 KISS 27:56 Jason Zugai 32:48 Mitch McConnell 33:14 Hunter Biden —Anthony Eugenio joins the idiots. —It was all the rage last week, but we really don’t spend a lot of time covering the death of Brian Thompson. We do find it incredibly amusing that Internet Slueths, wh…

00:00 Introductions 01:33 Kamala Harris 05:21 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 11:20 Elon Musk 20:30 Baldvin Oddson 25:53 Rudy Giuliani 28:44 Donald Trump 33:30 Harry & Megan —It’s a dead heat! Kamala is ahead! It’s tight! All lies. According to new information, internal polling by the Harris campaign showed them perpetually behind Trump. The whole time. E…

00:00 Introductions 01:35 Unalived by Dog Pills 05:25 Alex Jones 11:18 Election 2024 16:31 Conceptual Art 20:33 Spotify 23:46 Matt Gaetz 27:09 Mike Johnson 28:32 Trans Issues —Have you ever overdosed on a dog medication? Jake has, because he likes to live life to the fullest. Even if it puts him into an almost life-ending coma. It’s also the title …

00:00 Introductions00:30 Joe Biden03:30 Kamala Harris13:27 Russian TV15:16 Viewer Comments17:17 Proud Voter20:10 Final Election Thoughts23:40 Alopecia29:55 Airline Hijinx—Sure, Kamala lost in a blowout. Apparently it would have been worse with Biden.Internal polling showed Trump getting 400 Electoral College votes, had Joe Biden been on the ballot …

00:00 Introductions 01:15 Mike Tyson 08:07 Georgia 09:52 Michigan Muslims 15:13 Viewer Comments 20:24 Feeding the Troll 22:27 Kamala & Trans Issues 25:18 The Onion Buys Infowars 28:38 Viewer Comments 31:51 Chat GPJ —It’s our 600th episode, huzzah! —Well, we didn’t get the knockout we al wanted, nor did we (apparently) get much of a boxing match. Ja…

Mistakes were made, and they were all made by Zoom. Zoom: Sometimes We Work!

00:00 Introductions 01:21 Zachary Radcliff 09:21 Tim Ballard 13:49 Mike Jeffries 20:22 Roadhouse 22:00 Grant Beth & Luke Polaske 24:42 Viewer Comments 26:42 Deadly Hammocks 34:25 Lily Allen —Zachary Radcliff is a proud, flag-waving MAGA white boy. He’s also been arrested for being waaaaay too into kids. Like, Michael Jackson into kids. Funny, that.…

00:00 Introductions & Apologies 01:34 The Secret Service 10:23 MAGA Cochella 11:47 The NFL 18:28 Kristin Cavallari 27:13 Cynthia Erivo 32:04 Vince McMahon —We have offended people, and we are sorry! Every so often, a really smart person pops into the comments and says, “U suk.” When that happens, I make fun of their inability to write above a 2nd g…

00:00 Introductions 00:39 Elon Musk 05:19 Deadspin 13:47 Mike Lawler 21:18 Bath & Body Works 23:35 Trump Bibles 29:05 Mexico 33:20 Dear Abby —Elon Musk promised free Internet (via his Starlink service) to those affected (afflicted) by the hurricanes, but there’s a $400 startup cost in the mix. Should he be raked over the coals for not giving full d…

00:00 Introductions 01:00 Morons 10:51 Racism 17:28 Kamala Harris in Trouble 25:26 Taylor Swift 29:52 Tina Peters —Jake and I made it to the wrong side of the Internet! Last week, we made fun of Alex Jones for losing everything. He’s been a wart on the butt of society for decades, and it finally caught up with him. So, naturally, Alex Jones fanboys…

00:00 Introductions 00:36 Online Crush 01:41 Alex Jones 07:54 Rosanne Barr 15:41 Janet Jackson 28:50 Trump Watches 34:32 RFK Jr. 37:34 Tim Pool —Andy Fisher joins the Idiots this week. —Jake has a fan! And we think it’s a man! And that’s OK! (Jake got a nice compliment, which we discuss up front.) —A judge has ordered the auctioning off of all of A…

00:00 Introductions 00:43 Trump Merch 07:36 Exploding Pagers 18:44 Racism in Oklahoma 25:43 Elon Musk 29:55 Meghan Markel —Chris Stiffler joins the Idiots this week. —Trump Merch. nathan admits right up front that he was scared. For a while, Trump was on fire. NFTs, Gold Shoes, Bobbleheads… the merch was hilarious, and original. Then, there was a d…

00:00 Introductions 01:05 Last Week Recap 03:39 The Debate 21:51 Truth Social 30:06 Bon Jovi Saves Lives —Big John Small from Sunny Radio joins the Idiots to make fun of things. —Last week we talked about (alleged) Russian Agent Tim Pool. This upset a couple Poolies, window-lickers so dumb they can’t think for themselves, so they watch a mouth-brea…

00:00 Introductions 00:50 Russia in American Elections 12:05 Football 20:48 Colt & Colin Gray 29:43 Tucker Carlson 34:01 Dear Abby —Comedian Luke Borchard pops by for a visit. —Oh, the hilarity. Anyone with an IQ above 70 knows that Tim Pool and his ilk are horrible people with horrible takes on (pretty much) every subject, but to have it confirmed…

00:00 Hello! 01:16 Chimp Crazy 16:22 Jesse Waters 20:51 Political Endorsements 25:52 NTF Glory 35:29 Afghanistan —The Makers of Tiger King are back, and they’ve got another lunatic to follow. Maybe these people aren’t as captivating as Joe Exotic, but they’re ask passionately dumb as he is, and possibly worse. At least the Tigers had room to roam a…

00:00 Introductions 00:36 DNC in Chicago 07:42 RFK Jr. 13:10 Disney 17:48 Jesse Kipf 25:38 Elon Musk 32:16 Fox News 35:24 Bobblehead Trump —Jake was in Chicago last week, covering the Democratic National Convention for Sirius/XM radio. Yes, the Obama’s gave speeches, yes, Bill Clinton showed up, yes, there was joy, energy, and love… But none of tha…

00:00 Introductions 01:20 Censorship in Comedy 10:46 Mr. Weeks on Twitter 18:32 Political Fanatics 28:19 The War on Christmas 31:49 The Trump $2 Bill —Aloe Mean is sitting in for Jake this week. Good times. —Reginald D. Hunter told a joke that a couple people thought was “naughty.” (Or, more specifically, anti-Semitic.) Quiz: what happened next? a)…

00:00 Love Fest 01:10 The Packed Pole Vaulter 04:10 Elon Musk 14:10 Stolen Valor 23:46 Lara Trump 26:07 Olympic Roundup —I tell Jake how much I appreciate him! —We all knew this was gonna happen: the French pole vaulter with a package that shames all men, got an offer to show it off. —The man continually challenging people like Ted Cruz and Donald …

00:00 Introductions 00:39 Olympic Controversy Number One 05:49 Anthony Ammirati 08:42 Imane Khelif 17:23 Kyle Rittenhouse —We say hi to Dan Raney. —Oh, Christians… Is there anything you won’t turn into and attack? Your victim mentality is just… Ugh. One week after it was explained that the opening ceremonies had a float representing Dionysus and Gr…

00:00 Introductions 01:32 Biden Drops Out 08:32 Trump’s Shooter 16:59 Trump’s Ear 19:50 Shiloh Pitt 26:25 WNBA vs. USA 28:49 Rebel Wilson —We say “hi” to Michael Cuske, and have a very brief discussion about the documentary, The Decline of Western Civilization, part 2, The Metal Years, and marvel at the fact Chris Holmes of W.A.S.P is still alive. …

Truncated episode this week, and Jake and nathan discuss a couple documentaries: The Man with 1,000 Kids (on Netflix), and Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets.Enjoy!#podcast #documentary #netflix #duggarfamily #duggars #donate #medicine

This week, Mike Lukas joins the Idiots. 00:00 Introductions 02:18 Donald Trump, Shot —A whole bunch of news stories got tossed aside, because the biggest news event of the year (so far) happened on Saturday, July 13. Former president Donald Trump was at a rally in Pennsylvania, and someone took a shot (or several) at him. Details as of recording ar…

This week, Day Peace joins the Idiots. 00:00 Introductions 01:50 Joe Biden 23:55 Hawk Tuah 28:35 Not Deadpool 29:57 Danny Trejo, ATTACKED! 32:04 Shifty Shellshock 33:45 Gays vs. God —Oh, Joe… All you had to do was stick with the, “I was sick” excuse regarding your debate performance, and everything would’ve been… Well, not fine, but… I mean, somewh…

This week, Chris Cyr joins the Idiots. 00:00 Introductions 00:37 The Debate 10:50 The Squad 21:56 Disney 28:13 Corporate Vigilance 31:38 Online Fraud 32:54 Josh Duggar —Is Rex Huppke the dumbest man on the planet? Maybe. Rex posted an opinion piece on June 25th, several days before the first presidential debate. His take? Trump was going to chicken…

This week, Larry Smith joins the Idiots. 00:00 Introductions 02:25 Life Coaches 13:39 Cults 27:35 Trump vs. Biden 34:02 Gordon Black —The Idiots do a little victim blaming, because my God… Why would you ever hire a “Life Coach” to tell you what to do? A completely untrained, unregulated nitwit with no special skills who gladly takes as much of your…

This week, Stu McCallister joins the idiots. 00:00 Introductions 00:50 Hunter Biden 07:19 Transgender Issues 18:35 The Dumbest People on the Planet 25:52 Elon Musk 31:20 Feeding the Troll —Our favorite former addict who slept with his dead brother’s widow—Hunter Biden—was found guilty of lying on a form. Of all the things he’s done, this is what th…

00:00 Introductions 00:27 The Tattooed Murderer 08:41 Trust Jesus Crash 14:30 Trump = Guilty 15:30 Alex Jones 27:16 Fani Willis 34:41 Biden Border Crisis! —Alleged (or accused) murderer Wade Wilson (you read that right; the dude literally has Deadpool’s name) is awash in face tattoos. His lawyers fought for his right to cover them using makeup whil…

This week, the Idiots are joined by Brandon Wein. 00:00 Introductions 00:27 Jennifer Lopez 02:51 Donald Trump 15:27 American Airlines 26:56 Tesla 32:18 Fontana Police Department 35:45 Texas Power Grid —Jennifer Lopez had to cancel her tour due to low ticket sales. I mean, to spend time with her family. Right. Like anyone believes that. Sorry, Jen, …

This week, the Idiots are joined by Gerry Grothues. 00:00 Introductions 00:48 Viewer Comment 05:09 Harrison Butker 2.0 12:49 Lawyers 19:50 Science! 25:00 Britney, Freed 31:16 Israel/Palestine —We forgot to get to this week, but a viewer wanted to know our thoughts on January 6 when compared to BLM riots and ANTIFA nonsense. He didn’t ask about the …

This week, the Idiots are joined by Wayne Russell, of Open Mic Pain. 00:00 Welcome! 00:44 Harrison Butker 08:10 The Dali Crew 16:44 Puff Daddy 22:10 David Copperfield 25:13 Gordon Black 29:31 Steve Bannon —Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker said dumb things. He’s obviously a dumb person. Why does that outrage people? “Oh no, a sexist and hom…

00:00 Welcome! 00:20 Netflix Censors Reality 04:25 Okinawa Air Force 06:14 Beef, It’s What’s Grown in a Lab 15:40 RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm 20:30 Kristi Noem 25:04 Helping the Homeless 29:16 The Taylor Swift Law —Kim Kardashian was booed at the Roast of Tom Brady. Was it because she did a horrible job, or simply because she’s a horrible person? Doesn’t …

This week, comedian Dobie Maxwell joins the idiots for fun and merriment. 00:00 Welcome! 00:32 A Really Smart Comment 04:07 Outrage over the movie The Fall Guy 12:50 Legal Failures 22:32 Influencers 28:49 Rob Marciano, Fired 32:15 New York Times Investigation The breakdown: —People are amusing. You can say something plainly, in their native languag…

00:00 Welcome! 00:26 George Santos 08:39 Maxwell Azzarello 10:32 Isra Hirsi 22:33 Red State, Blue State 26:12 Elon Musk 33:15 Endangered Species The breakdown: —The man with no shame does it again… George Santos recorded a Cameo for NAMBLA. Well, not NAMBLA proper, they didn’t hire him. Someone hired him as a joke, giving him a script for NAMBLA to…

This week, Lisa David Olsen joins the idiots to mock all that’s in the news. 00:00 Welcome! 00:56 Iran vs. Israel 03:33 Trump Owns Republican Party 13:17 Trump media 18:37 Maxwell Azzarello 25:50 Jesus vs. LGBTQ 29:29 Breakdancing in the Olympics The breakdown: —Last week, nathan said it looked like Iran’s “show of force” against Israel was all ima…

This week, Anthony Eugenio joins the idiots to mock all that’s in the news. 00:00 Welcome! 01:06 Iran Gets Frisky 11:33 Christians vs. The Eclipse 17:13 Justice by Crime and Country 25:15 Catholics Double Down 30:17 Obesity in America The breakdown: —Hamas attacks Israel. Israel whomps the unholy hell out of the Gaza Strip. Iran thinks that’s no bu…

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 Welcome! 00:44 Eclipse 07:45 Trans Visibility Day 24:10 Oregon Drug Use 31:41 Amazon Grocery Store 35:33 Viewer Comment The breakdown: —Who knew we were still living in the dark ages, where an eclipse would send the dumbest of the dumb into a tizzy? Sure, they’re tracked, which means we know exactly when and wher…

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 Welcome! 00:36 ISIS Attacks Russia 07:44 Francis Scott Key Bridge 16:16 Trump Bibles for Sale 27:41 Columbia Breaks up with Israel 29:02 Twitter Loses Lawsuit 32:53 Candice Owens Gets Fired The breakdown: —Vladimir Putin wanted the ISIS attack on the Crocus City Hall attack in Moscow to be Ukraine so badly. He st…

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 The Supreme Court, Immigration 06:28 The Supreme Court, Cowboys for Trump 09:55 Princess Kate follow up 11:44 Trump Takes Over the RNC 18:14 Insurance in the USA 27:16 Julia Reel vs. The Hubbard Inn 35:18 Student Debt Forgiveness & Ozempic Babies The breakdown: —The Supreme Court let a lower court’s ruling stand,…

This week, the Idiots discuss: 00:00 Princess Catherine 08:41 James and Jennifer Crumbly are guilty 21:57 Fani Willis 28:23 COVID vaccinations and political parties 34:57 Aaron Bushnell The breakdown: —Princess Catherine, is she alive, is she dead? Who knows? The Shadow? Who knew a simple photoshop could turn into a massive, silly and stupid scanda…

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 President Biden’s State of the Union address, as well as the insane response by Kate Britt. 08:53 A German fella decided to get the COVID vaccine 217 times. He needs a new hobby. 13:30 Liberal cities are finally tackling crime… in an election year. Shocking! 18:26 Immigration… Republicans tanked a bill they wrote…

Voters in Michigan wanted to send a message, and send a message they did. Over 100,000 people shouted loud and proud, “We don’t know anything about history, we’re not smart, but we are passionate about the nonsense we believe!” Or, to put it another way, 100,000 Democrats acted like Democrats. Good job, dummies. Your protest vote was done in an ech…

Comedian Johnny Mocny joins the Idiots do discuss everything in the news, starting with the fun of cancel culture. Several comedians—Jim Florentine, Luis Gomez, Dave Smith, and Kurt Metzger—were fired by a Seattle comedy club, because “local advocacy groups” took issue with the concept of free speech. Well, that’s not what they said, but that’s the…

Jon Stewart is back! On Monday, February 12, The Daily Show had its oldest, longest tenured, and best host back. And he was great. He took on hypocrisy and stupidity on all sides… …so naturally, crybaby Democrats were upset, because no one should point out Biden’s failings. Also: When you’re famous, you can fail all you want, and people will still …

Oh, Joe… What are you so afraid of? The Super Bowl is the most watched TV show of the year, every year, and yet you refuse to be interviewed before it. The size and scope of the audience… all you have to do is be coherent, nail a few talking points, and you could win a few votes. But nope. Hitting talking points is apparently something you can’t do…

In the movie L.A. Story, weatherman Steve Martin (or, realistically, Steve Martin’s weatherman character) pre-records his broadcast… …and gets it wrong. Well, that’s what we’re doing right now. The Idiots are recording one week in advance, because nathan (as this airs) is in Costa Rica. Supposedly, the resort is surrounded by monkeys. Hopefully thi…

Shocking news: Republicans and Democrats are close to agreement on a comprehensive bill that would overhaul immigration and add safety and security at the Southern border. Not shocking news: Republicans might tank the vote, because then they can campaign by yelling, “Immigrants are coming!” and scare dumb people. Also: the Navy lowered its recruitm…

This week, the idiots begin by discussing what’s bound to be the biggest comeback of all time: print media. Basically, Sports Illustrated is dying, and while many are blaming the fact they went “woke” with their hiring of unorthodox women for the swimsuit issue, Jake has other ideas. They also discuss the hard-hitting, effects-everyone’s-life issue…

This week, the idiots kick things off with a discussion about the weather. As they record, it’s -20 in Iowa (with the wind chill), and +40 in NYC. Jake hates the cold, but nathan likes the way it keeps snakes and spiders from reaching Australia size, and the homeless population from becoming like Los Angeles. Following that, they get into the news.…

This week, the idiots discuss the whopping 70% drop in value Twitter has suffered since Elon Musk bought the app. Is now the time to buy? Jake thinks so, but we’re not finance experts, so don’t listen to us. (Then again, Jim Cramer is an idiot, and people listen to him, so how much worse can we be?) Also: Ashli Babbitt’s family has filed a $30 mill…

Happy New Year, everyone. While the world is on vacation, the Idiots is still working. Because that’s what we do. This week, we talk about clickbait headlines, and how news sources (CNN, to be specific to this story) change the headline from the thumbnail, to the article. We’re talking California coastline, waves, and a lack of surfers therein. We …